Most money you have ever won.

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so today i took an epic trip to this place by me called "the Racino", its basically a magnet for old people, adn degenerates. so we naturally wanted to go there.
we get thhere at like 3:30 and i started palyin some video poker, as its all video machines, im steadily increasing upon the original $20 i put in teh machine. im up to about $50, when i hit some crazy ass "extra card" or some shit. the pay out is $360! as a broke ass college kid, i went fucking ballistic, and shit, then cashed out before i could lose it all.
so lets hear some stories about the msot money youve ever won at one time.
 
I've never won anything but one time my uncle gave my aunt a fake lottery ticket and she freaked out thinking she won $10,000. It was probably the best christmas ever.
 
thats insane a friend of mine when he was 18 won 1500 in a night online, he bought his first car mostly from palying at a casino near by me. kid makes a lot of money playing poker haha
 
i won 125 bucks in a puck toss but one of my friends got 3,000 bucks off a scratch card when he was like 12, his dad would buy them and he'd scratch them off while he was taking a shit and one day apparently he ran out of the bathroom with his pants at his ankles yelling that he'd won 3k
 
i found 10 $ on the ground when i was like 7 and went and spent it all on candy. but my friend won 10 000$ in a scratch ticket thing. her mom works a dept so she gets them for free
 
41$ at a horse track it could have been 410$ if i clicked some other button on the machine, but i was still happy with 41 bucks!
 
i won a couple grand at a ski competition a couple of years ago. That was pretty chill.

I've won close to a grand playing poker in one night, but usually only a couple hundred max at a time. My friend routinely gets towards $1000/night, except for some bad nights, and his brother got like 8 grand on an online poker tourney a couple of days ago; it was riveting to watch.
 
20million on the Michigan lottery!!!! real shit no bullshit!! Im suprised I even come on this bullshit of a website I don't even have time for this nonsince. I can be doing what ever I want in the world! instead of talking with all you worthless souls!!!!!!!
 
The most money I never won was when i was at the horse racing track and my dad wouldn't let me bet on a horse with 70:1 odds. Needless to say, it came in first.
 
quick horse track story, last year we were at the track with a few friends in a nice box. and we were doing the 10cent supers, pick 4 horses if they come in in order you win. one time we decided to bet seriously by not doing that with the 4 long shots, they came in and we woulda won like 3grand i think. another time my dad didnt box the longshots, it woulda paid like 1.5k.
 
I got a $1000 community memorial scholarship last year for college tuition but it was a check in my name...i spent it within 2 months on my seasons pass, mary j, and booze haha. my parents weren't too pleased bc now i have no money. best season skiing though which is all that matters.
 
lol at that

i have never won anything...EVER

ive prolly played like 20 scratch tickets, and entered shitloads of raffels, but ive NEVER won anything
 
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