Most irrelevant professional skier

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Big-Punisher

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just curious as to whom people thought was the most irrelevant pro. that is, the pro who has the least influence on the sport, who is just there enjoying the ride, who bites the style of other riders. I think there are certainly a few pro shreds out there like this, so, any personal opinions as to who they might be?
 
Sage Cattabriga Alosa, but like not in a bad way. You just dont really see him that often but hes sick and has awesome movie parts.
 
uh how?? maybe hes made no progression on the snow...(not that im aware of) but look at whut hes doing with line...creating some of the newest shit on skis...specially with the 150mm midwaist skis that takes skill nigga...no matter who u are
 
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Ok wait, upon reading that, I realize... mistake.

I didn't mean it that way, its just that you don't see the female pro skiers going as extreme as the guys. Not in a sexist way, but its just how it is. You can't expect the same performance from a female pro and a male pro. It's just the way things are. You don't see Burke going as high in a pipe as Tanner, do you.

My apologies.
 
whoever said sage and pollard are irrelevant should probably open up a magazine or watch a movie. and apski, calling female skiers irrelevant is pretty much the dumbest comment ever. if you need justification for my comment, you've probably hit your head a few too many times.
 
I dont think hes talking about Pollard in a bad way. you cant diss him, pollard is one of a kind and unique, with some of the most innovative styles and tricks, as well as equiptment. so i think hes separating pollard and making him so called irrelevant because of that uniqueness and progression.

the kids not hating, theres no way he could be. give him a break, hes got a good point
 
Ok, whoa. Did I call female skiers irrelavent? Hell no! SkierJulie, I was DEFENDING Grete. Read the posts, someone else called her irrelevant. My post was just too sexist, so I tried to clear it up a bit!

Jeez.
 
You can't even think about saying Pollard. So many people's definition of steeze is whatever trick or spin with the least unnatural and jerky movements. Watch pollard do a 540 in the backcountry and it looks like he's on a rotating podium just chillin' in the sky.
 
yoooo evan raps is not irrelavant. read the article in the online magazine shit that came out a little while ago i forgot what it was called, for like the past 5 years he's had like 20 surgeries on his knees and is still trying to come back
 
Oh man, so many "irrelevant" skiers. Schiller, Pollard, Burke, Tanner, C.R., Candide, Olson, the Olenicks. I could go on forever man....
 
there is no irrelevant pro's. skiers are sick. maybe kye without poles cuz he looked like he was trying to fly away on that dfd in the show and prove trailer. but with poles he's ok.
 
he said, irrelevant, not the opposite which is pollard. as for most irrelevant, brad holmes (image is dead brosif) and jamie pierre
 
Well, firstly my post was directed to the thread creator...

but well, on that note, uh, yes. Yes you can.

I think the number of skinny, underdeveloped male skiers alone are enough to justify that well, skiing isn't exactly a sport that demands alot of testosterone or a superior amount of muscle. It's a performance sport in the same way that like, figure skating and dance and shit are. (stupid comparison, but fundamentally it's hard to argue). It doesn't take much muscular strength to do most tricks skiers do. It takes mental determination and natural/developed style. It's not like guys spin faster because their genitalia propels them or anything like that, it's because they've been raised and encouraged all their lives to fucking send it. There's no reason that women shouldn't be skiing on the same level, or a higher level than guys are. The only reason women are held back in terms of physical performance, is because we've let ourselves become held back, and anti-female (please don't flame me for that, it's the only real suitable adjective) attitudes continue to halt female progression.

Okay. That was enough.
 
If I start wearing a massive strap on dildo, does than mean I'll be a better skier?

Because that seems alot easier than whatever the hell I'm trying right now
 
ill probs get ahet for this but Abma his seg in yearbook was sick but i you only see him do stuff that coutless of other people have done, but i still gotta give it to hi that hes consistent
 
I just noticed this... WHO SAID DASH? Im not gonnu kill you, or think about killing you or anything bad at all, I think you would probably be a cool person in person and all, but that made me sad. Dash is the most Non irrelevant skier to me.
 
it isnt that big a deal man, im hung ova and i wrote the thing quickly. i mean fuck who are u, a fucken english teacher? im assuming not so shut the fuck up
 
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