Most hypocritical things ever said

petek

petek

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What do you think is the most hypocritical thing you have ever heard. Here are my 2 favourites:

Racism is only against black people

I dont know you, but ure ignorant

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
here's my favorite from my dad

'DONT'T SMOKE CRACK!!!'

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'

 
yeah, becasue he smokes all that crack, just like me. and my dog, that i dont have,

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
riiiiiiiight

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*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'

'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'

 
you failed your math test??

two months later

hey mom, why did you drop out of highschool?

sorry i felt like writing that

i am ored

*~cRazY cAt*~
 
this is really hypocritical, these 'punks' or whatever at my school wear all these patches all over their backpacks with the schwastica(sp, Nazi party symbol) that have this symbol crossed-out, and then they have writing on their backpacks and what not, and a lot of them have this phrase 'it's not that im anti-social, i just don't like you'

 
Sometimes I'll say this line when people swear even though I do it all the time.

'Nice vocabulary, it sure makes you sound educated!' or plainly 'don't swear, it's dumb!'

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
some good ones would be like

-student rights

-zero spin

-new and improved

those aren't hypocritcal i know, more oxymoronish i guees.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
xpingxpongx's brother is a pothead and whenver he sees people smokin hes like'stupid potheads' b/c he didnt want his brother to know he was still smokin

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www.zealoptics.com
 
my friend hates this girl joanne and he bashes her later, to minutes later she shows up. 'hey joanne how's it goin buddy?' exact word, i was like you're a fag

Seize the carp
 
yeah thats a good one cruz

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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
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