Most hilarious skiing joke??

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ben@NH

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What's the most funny skiing joke you've ever heard. It could be sexual, badass, hardcore, or whatever. You could make one up, say one that you heard, whatever!! Just gimme the sickest joke involving skiing of all time!~
 
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Im most newschoolers and i havve to wear my tall t's down tall. I mean dat XXXXXXXXL shirt an't dat big. Then i wear my L jacket over just incase i want to slay park on a pow day. My pants are sagged so far they acutally restrain my movement while skiing and doing jumps and rails. Then we move onto the murked poc lobes (my boy Tom Wallish "the pretezle man" was seen workin these babys at x-games. Or at least some murked oaks but i had to go one step higha in the goggle chain) Our hill, Heavenly is soooo dangerous that i have to pack 9 and my tommy just incase dem little gypsy bitches try to steal my line in the park. The durag that's my own personal touch.
 
didn't South Park teach you anything about trying to tell the funniest joke in the world?
A. Kanye West will torture youB. in the event that you build a robot to be the funniest comedian in the world, it will try to destroy the entire human race.
 
whats the difference between a ski instructor and God?

God doesnt think he is a ski instructor.

How's a snowboarder introduce himself?

sorry bro

whats the difference between a snowboard instructor and a beginner?

bout an hour and a half
 
so this skier nuts a rail and a squrill comes up and asks him if he needs more nuts. wow that was a bad joke
 
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