Most fucked up night of my life

Crazy shit. I wont even go into my dreams though.

David

-AR_Six- is my hero. And you can audition too.

and pep is now bald. he shaved his head. tattoed a burning cross on his chest. joined the KKK and quit skiing.now you know so shut the fuck up and go jack off somwhere. -tman-152

MT CREW
 
what the hell i still didnt even sind anything using the advanced search what the hell am i missing

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
shit sorry i didnt read thw lower part of one of the posts

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
Perhaps when he offered this counsel Lewis had in mind the angel who said to John: "Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great! It has become a dwelling place of demons.... For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, and the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her...."

In John, we have John leaning on Jesus’ breast; in Revelation, we have John fallen at the feet of Jesus as a dead man.

2004 United Kingdom Beaten & Stomped John Fallen (69)

Q:whats better than one red head

A: TWO RED HEADS

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
 
yeah i heard a little girl crying/ screaming one night and i went out in my boxers and i was so scared this is like midnight im home alone, and i can hear this little girl crying or some shit, it was freaky and i had to go out because i thought someone was hurt. It was like in hrror movies where you're yelling 'dont go you dumbass dont follow the creepy crying little girl'. But then it was just a cat, seriously they make those noises.

apparently having sex hurts the female or something :/

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
 
alright, i gots 2.

a few weeks ago, i was at my friends house and he told us about this hobo house that was in a dump nearby, so we snuck out of his house at like, 12pm and decided to check it out. so we walk down there and totally scare the shit out of ourselves cuz we are thinking about going into his little hut thing. so we get there and we dunno if he is in it or not. We start to get brave and decide to check it out, untill we see that there is a fuckin hole carved in the dumps fence, and that is all the proof we need. So i sneak through the hole and creep up to the side of this hut, and there are holes where the windows would normally be. So i peek my head slowly into one of the windows, and look around. i see like, a little bed and shit, and then the hobos head comes up at me from nowhere and yells "GET OUT OF HERE OR ILL KILL YOU ALL" haha jk, but we did go into the house thing and it was scary as hell but the guy wasnt there. so we r gonna check it out some other night.

but anyway, i go to this island in maine every summer and i have some pics from it in my profile. by anyway, in like, 1915, a woman was walking on the south shore of the island during a storm and her baby fell in the water. so she jumped in after it but they were both smashed up against the rocky shore and were never heard of again. so me and my cousins were walking around the island one night and we came to the south shore, and at the bottom of the rocks i swear i saw a woman holding a baby with a shawl wrapped around her shoulders. and she was crying and moaning and shit. so me and my cousins watched the area for a while, and all of the sudden the waves picked up and it started raining really hard. we decided to get the hell out of there, and as we were walking away, i saw the woman sink back into the water, and in the spot where she sunk was her shawl thing she was wearing. it was creepy as hell.

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!

~patrick henry
 
Alright, This one might not sound scary but It was an aweful experience.Before this happened I found out about this fisher cat (a rabbid ferrit thing) had been killing cats and birds in my neighborhood I was know to viciously slaughter animals and leave the carcases entrails everwhere....just keep that in mind.... It was about 1 am when I woke up in my bed. I lay there trying to doze off again when a Scream shattered the silence of my room. It was the most aweful sound I've ever heard, for example mix the sound of a woman being raped and stabbed into a megaphone on MAX. about 2minutes later it occured louder. Again and again. I was frozen in a awake awarness that was not going to wear off anytime soon. About 15minutes pass and I was starting to get unconfortable in the position I haden't moved from in about an hour. I was about to move when I heard a clawing on my roof like a squirel but larger.(My room is in the attic). Now I have a skylight and it is open. Thinking " oh shit whatever that thing is, its going to get in here" I start hearing deep wheezing breathing comming from the foot of my bed which continued on and off for about 2 hours. I was so terrified I lay awake until 6am. When the sun came out and I had to go to school so my Mom came to wake me up. I didnt sleep the next night and I kept a minature baseball bat near me...haha.

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well if anyone gets nipples tatooed on their butt cheeks like I am going to, then Im gonna be pissed -Tankaskier-

-It's her, she's been on some retarted diet and dropped her delicious curves and ta-tas-
 
haha nice marshall

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well if anyone gets nipples tatooed on their butt cheeks like I am going to, then Im gonna be pissed -Tankaskier-

-It's her, she's been on some retarted diet and dropped her delicious curves and ta-tas-
 
Shadow i have no idea, I dunno if my head was fucking with me but i was scared shitless

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well if anyone gets nipples tatooed on their butt cheeks like I am going to, then Im gonna be pissed -Tankaskier-

-It's her, she's been on some retarted diet and dropped her delicious curves and ta-tas-
 
totally true matty

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!

~patrick henry
 
yea mski fisher cats sound like that...i always get them i shot one once cuz it was after my cat...it was so sweet anyway

when i was 10 or 11 years old my big brother took me camping and if anyone knows NH theres a lot of open sapces up north in errol and colebrook and those places...well he had 2 friends and me and he was alwayas trying to show off in front of them and he thought he was so funny and they brought me to a graveyard and tied/duct taped me to a gravestone at first i wasnt too bad cuz i thought they would be back real fast but after about an hour i started to ball my eyes out when i realized they werent coming back well anyway im laying there after i cant cry anymore and its useless screaming in a county with thousands of square miles and the nearest person to you is too old to even hear you anyway. well i was laying there almost asleep when i felt this extreme chill and it felt like a wind was going through the ground up to my body and i swore it was a wind blowing but the grass wasnt moving at all. well it was about 80 degrees that night so it definitley wasnt the temperature and i felt really cold for about 5 minutes then it stopped. the next morning my son of a bitch asshole brother and his friends came and untied me and i turned around and on the stone was the 50th anniversary of the lady's death...and that story has always kept me wondering

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
 
shit dude take a picture of the grave stone

oh and to top that shit off, an elephant ran over my dad that was awkward-bhill
 
whenever i go back up there i will take a pic for u guys im not too sure which one it was but ill remember if i see it...its like engraved in my head it sucks lol

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
 
ooooooooooo thats a scary one. wtf did u do to your brother? i would have killed that mother fucker

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pshh whatev yo

 
your pointless swearing isn't cool

but what did you do to him...and how old were you

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
i was about 11 as i said before and i couldnt do anything physically to him so i did some stuff mentally

mostly when his girlfriends came over i told them he had a small penis and i always told his friends wicked embarassing shit and my mom found out what happened and she let him have it his friend told on him hahaha

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hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich?

official ladies man cult
 
I have a pretty good one but ill wait for sugarnspice to post

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
Alright, I've got one...

so it was an ordinary friday night, I was just getting ready to go out with my girl hellen. We were lookin wicked hot...for soem reason when I looked over at hellen, she seemed to be the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes upon...so I bent over and gave her a little friendly peck on the cheeck. As I pulled back, and looked in the mirror, the mirror had blood written all accross the top that said 'BLODDY HELLEN', and her face looked like the girl that climbed out of the bottom of the well in the movie 'The Ring'. I screamed and fell backwards...blinking rapidly, I saw her gazing down at me with a comical look on her normal face. normal, not deadly, not amazingly gorgeous.

Might have been the exstacy...might have not. Anyway, after that experience, I was a little sketched out. o we go to this bar and get in because we have our fake ideas... a few shots and snorts later, I completely forgot about bloody hellen.

There was this cute black guy makin eyes with me, so I walked over to him and we tlaked a bit about stuff...and then we went back into the bathroom, he said he wanted to show me something.

As we got in, I began unzipping his pants, and I trailed my hands down his back. I peeked around his big black monster cock and (he was standing back away from the mirror), I saw in the reflection, my hands creating a bloody trail down his back, and then sink deep into his tan flesh. I realized that I was just seeing things, and kept on sucking.

Right when he was about to cum in my eyes...he stopped. Like I mean stopped, stopped breathing, stopped blinking, his pulsating cock stopped throbbing. His eyes went a milky white shade, and he looked down at me and said in the most disgusting freaky voice I have ever heard, 'You killed her, you killed my hellen, how could you?' Then he blew his load...and I mean blew his load, the hole top of his dick practically blew off in a bloddy cummy mess.

I cleaned up a bit, and went back out into the party, and couldnt't find hellen. I didn't care, I was out of there. I got a taxi back to my place, and went upstairs, there was a picture of hellen on my pillow....and it was soaking wet.

The next day, in the news, it said a car had dumped over the edge of a bridge, and had a person in the trunk. The person was unrecognizable, due to severe head trama. The owner of the car's pic was shown...it was the black guy at the bar...The T.V. flashed on and off, and the picture tilted, the face contorted and turned back into the visage I saw on my knees with a cock in my mouth. It mouthed again....'You killed my hellen...'

official NS bitch
 
Ok, so the year before I was born, my parents built a house. The lot was pretty big, but it was mostly taken up by the huge forrest/reviene (spelling) in our back yard. So our house was pretty much finished... we just needed to have a deck put onto the back of the house some siding, stuff like that. So we were allready moved into the house.

My sister was about 8 or 9 at the time, and would allways tell my grandma about her friend that she met in the back yard, and how her friend was allways sad and crying and moning. But my grandma allways just laughed and thought it was the usual imaginary friend stuff that little kids do. So there were a bunch of contractors at our house all the time because they were building the deck... and one day they were all complaining about feeling feaverish and sick... then one of them saw my sister talking to someone, he looked again and the kid my sister was talking to vanished, then appeared infront of him then vanished again... whatever he saw made him, and his entire crew quit the next day without pay...

So its about 11 years later, My sister's bedroom is in our walkout basement ( witch has a pretty nice view of our scary ass basement ) and it's 3 in the morning and my sister busts into my room all freaked out.

"Matt ! ohh my god ! wake up !"

"why ? whats wrong "

"please tell me you hear that !"

she opens my bedroom window, and all i hear is

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this sound allmost made me sick to my stomach. and it woln't stop, like, earsplittingly loud

"Tricia ! What the hell is that ?"

Tricia ( my sister ) began to fill me in on her haunted deck building story with the sad girl. and we were both redicously scared.

So this screaming went on all night untill the sun came up. We asked some of our neighbours if they had heard it too and they all looked at us like we were crazy and said that they slept peacefully that night...

that was the most fucked up night of my life

but sugarnspice's story was pretty good too

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
that's it? I thought it was gonna be like 30 pagges long

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
holy shit, after reading it,.....I go sleep now

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
are you sure that was a ghost.....are you sure it wasn't nothing?

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
haha shit mattster thats pretty fucked... i would never want to go inside that house again if i was there

BTW im the one in that biking pic lol (not that im bragging (A))

 
ok so this story is kinda lame. but what ever im bored.

ok so i was boating when i was about 7 with my parents and my friend. we stoped on this island and me and my friend went to walk around the island because it was very big. then we came across this raggedy hut looked like it had been diserted for years, anyways as soon as we got within like 200 feet of it all these rabits came running from behind it, then stop as if we scared them and ran back behind the hut. me and my friend didnt think much of it untill we turned around and saw in the water a bunch and loggs with a person on it. i was freaked so we ran and got are parents and when we got back the hut and the person was gone and all the bunnys were down by the water

haha lame storey but w/e its a weird one

 
what a faggot, you can leave....I hear that there's some drunk girl spinning around on webcam for you

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
translation

I was sucking my friends cock on a huuuuuge island, and we got worried that my parents would find us. So we went to this abandonned hut to finsh off, but it didn't work out, becuase these rabid bunnies bit off his dink

hence the dame captain dink boy

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
holy shit that is fucking crazy Im such a pussy when it comes to that kind of stuff, If that every happened to me I would have freeked out and peaced it out did anyone buy the house??

"a good anything is good" -j mouans

THINK. FEEL. DRIVE.
 
yeah so my friend lives in a "historical house" or w.ev theyre called, the first room was built in the 1700s and from there different owners have added dif. rooms. through the years. there is no doubt that there are ghosts in this house. whenev. i sleep over i hear scratching noises in the walls/floors in particular in one corner and i would brush it off as the house is just creaking or what not cause of the pipes (?), the other day they were taking out the carpet and there were long scrapes (5 pronged) down the floor in that particular corner. creeepy

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rrrggghhh!! It's an Online_Alien attack!!

GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
i was at my grandmas house once and its scary and it smells like old people and theres black and white pictures and shit and i was kinda small and my grandma was having a nap and i turned on the tv and this crazy bitch with short hair came on surrounded by blobs and flashing lights and all it showed was her head and the hair on the back of my neck stood up and she started talking about the forces of evil converging or something and it was in this crazy voice and i screamed and turned off the tv weird

 
i dont believe shit of ur story, u should really stop taking ex or whatever, thats ounds like hella trip u went on after drugging there.

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anyways, it was a sick ass story tho.

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haha pat was this the road where the mclouds used to live? that place is for sure sketchy...

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
they def. werent cracks in the wood

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rrrggghhh!! It's an Online_Alien attack!!

GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
wow what a spooky thread lol

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
i hear that kid

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!

~patrick henry
 
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