MOST EPIC FALL OF MY LIFE

today i was crusing along hauling some decent ass and i happened to be going switch. upon turning around to regular i made an incredibly noobish mistake (but its all been done) and caught an edge. i held on like crocodile hunter wrestle a big ol beastly aligator. i saved it but when i got around i noticed i was hauling ass straight for the edge of the trail with no time to turn around i was about to ski straight into a ditch with a large water pipe leading to a snow gun in it. well i did. i double ejected and went flying off my skis and no joke i have whitnesses to this, proceeded to launch on accident into a front flip. it was ill to because i felt the rotation as i was going around almost as if i set it. which i most defenitly did not. i laned perfectly on my butt unharmed inches from the pipe.

this my friends was the most epic fall....EVER
 
today i was crusing along hauling some decent ass and i happened to be going switch. upon turning around to regular i made an incredibly noobish mistake (but its all been done) and caught an edge. i held on like crocodile hunter wrestle a big ol beastly aligator. i saved it but when i got around i noticed i was hauling ass straight for the edge of the trail with no time to turn around i was about to ski straight into a ditch with a large water pipe leading to a snow gun in it. well i did. i double ejected and went flying off my skis and no joke i have whitnesses to this, proceeded to launch on accident into a front flip. it was ill to because i felt the rotation as i was going around almost as if i set it. which i most defenitly did not. i laned perfectly on my butt unharmed inches from the pipe.
this my friends was the most epic fall....EVER
 
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today i was hitting a flat down box and my tail caught under box on the switchup and i ended up snapping my ski.
 
One time i stopped on a hill and started to turn around, accidentally went kind of switch into the splits. It was awful, i sat there for like 3 minutes in horrible pain, with my friends dying laughing.
 
stop doing this, its fucking annoying, and not even funny

and i know that you are just going to post what i wrote, and it wont be funny then, either
 
yeah sry to the thread creator but this kids^ fail was bigger....i just saw the picture haha.
post the picture of your ski? line at its greatest
 
i saw somebody do the same thing except for hit the pipe and snowgun yesterday at smuggs. it might have been with their ski though
 
dude theres this big jump at my hill now, well big for pre season and im pretty scurred of jumps, but today i manned up and went for the one (eighty) and i got kinda backseat in the air and then when i landed i slammed on to my ass, so now i feel like i got an ass hole on my right cheek and it got raped by a huge beefy dude, but yeah, thats my most epic fall of my day
 
today, my friend cased a 3, bounced off the knuckle onto his face about 20 feet down the landing, bit more than half way through his lip. has about a 2 inch by 3 inch area of skin torn off his face, and got a concussion. he decided he was fine, skied 2 more runs, and still hasnt gone to the hospital yet. hes a verrryy smart kid. i promise.

 
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