Most Embarrassing Ski Story

I was in Tremblant last winter and there was a roped off path on the side of a run for a snowmobile track. I was with my friends and said watch this. Proceeded to ski under the rope and didn't get low enough. Caught my face on the rope which resulted in it swiping across my mouth and snapping off about 5 of the braces on my teeth. Friends burst into laughter and felt like quite the dumbass.
 
So, there was this doublekink flatbar i was hiking to get the 270 on, and i got it a few times after 30 minutes or so. So i went back to the top to do a run.

When i came to the doublekink there was some kids hiking it trying to 270 off,

So i thought ill show them how its done. Did the 270 on, edge catches the first kink, legs split and banged my right knee on the flat part of the rail. I was

Screaming loud as fuck, and managed to limp my self to the bench nearby.

They just looked weird at me and never said anything.
 
playing s.n.o.w.

opponent calls stale 1

I let go of the grab too late

ski comes down really hard

binding brake snaps ski comes off

catch my edge riding switch pretty fast

slam and get concussed

another binding mishap-

stomp a 5

binding hates me and holds boot in at an angle

no edge control

continue skiing switch uncontrollably into a drink tent
 
Most embarrassing thing I have ever seen didn't happen to me, but a guy I used to date. He wasn't paying attention and didn't bring the tips of his skis up right before we got off the chair. They got stuck directly in the side of the hill and he went face first into the snow. Chair lift went right over him, got caught on his jacket and started dragging him along. The lift guy was laughing too hard to stop the lift, so he literally was stuck to the bottom of the chair lift headed back down. Lift guy finally hit the stop button and the momentum of the lift stopping got his jacket loose. He ended up falling around 10 feet into fresh powder. It was great.
 
reviewing footy while riding towards lift line. skied directly into slow sign. broke sign and camera. bad day. zero shits were given
 
the grab tab on my poles hooked onto the chairlift and activated the emergency stop. everyone near the top of the lift started yelling at me and some snowboarder yelled skier fag at me.
 
dude these seriously suck i was up at my local mountain onetime and i did one last run and the lift stopped for like 20 minutes and i was at the windiest coldest part of the lift my pants and mittens and shit were starting to freeze and get all hard and shit i was like FUCKKKKK
 
Oooh I have another. I was way too stoned and was next in line for the chairlift. I was in my own little world and was waiting for what felt like hours for that chair to come around and pick the people in front of me up. Eventually I just went ahead and skated out, figuring the chair had already come and I was just high. It hadn't, I got smacked in the ass and the lifty stopped the chair and then yelled at me. So much shame.
 
When I was a kid I was skiing at Hunter Mountain in NY and I lost control and skied directly into the side of the race building at the bottom of Eisenhower.

One time I broke both of my skis skiing slush bumps in spring. Both tips dove into a bump and I ejected forward. When I went back for my skis I saw they both completely cracked through the topsheet but were still connected at the base....meaning, if I kept them on the snow they were fine but as soon as I caught air or got on the chairlift the tips would dangle. My mom refused to get me new skis because she thought I was skiing recklessly when I broke them and she wanted to teach me a lesson. Every time I got on the chair people would see my skis dangling and be like "dude you know your skis are broken right?" I must have looked like such a retard.

Didn't happen to me but witnessed this on Sunday at A Basin. Dude comes barreling down towards the A Frame, crashes into one of the nets at the bottom, does a complete frontflip over the net, and lands in the mud. Pretty sure everyone in the lift line saw it.
 
skiing the late season Pats Park

go off biggest jump (still tiny asf)

lazy backy

tips catch on knuckle

Face press on landing

ONE ski comes off and hits me in nuts

Other ski ass rapes me (fks)

embarrasment pain

Team of race girls on lift laugh... alot
 
went on my school ski trip and did a few runs switch and people though it was insane, so i went infront of this group of girls from my schools and like popped a little 180 go do switch in front of them and caught my edge and got a concussion... that sucked alot
 
Fell so stupid on a C box at White Pass when I was 15 or so. Every part of my body managed to slam onto the box before I rolled off. Not really sure who saw it but I am certain I provided a good laugh.

Also, much more recently, I was in the lift line at snoqualmie and I saw a piece of paper on the ground. I poked at it with my pole, and decided it was trash and moved on. Person behind me picks it up - a really dirty, wrinkled up $100 bill. I was so angry with myself.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top