Most Embarrassing Injuries

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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Well... I cut my ass on a backyard rainbow rail... try explaining why you can't sit down to friends and family!

 
i dont see how it is hard to just tell them you fell skiing, unless you usually rip your ass open from other backyard activites, thats another story....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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I remember some guy telling a story on here about how he got his sac ripped open on a rail... twas funny.

I haven't had any really embarassing ones yet. (knock on wood)

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i broke my collar bone b/c some fat bitch ran into me playin softball. its pretty funny cause softball isnt a contact sport

Nicole

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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
When I was 17 I was skiing some bumps on the chairline, and I saw one this guy I had a thing for. I was trying to impress him, and I ended up running into a pole and getting tangled up in the netting. That was embarassing at the time!

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trying to impress guys skiing by doing bumps?, i see you had some bigger problems then just your pole incident......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Couple years ago, Concussion and some form of neck injury from hitting a poorly placed kicker and flying into a tree, both my skis few off down the hill and I was in for a hike.. my poles were like 20 feet in the air. I'm lucky I didn't impale myself on a branch or something, I was like 6 or s7 feet up the trunk, and I kinda hung there a second after I hit it rather than just bouncing off...It was dramatic... and my season was over. At least i went out with a bang...

 
its not an injury but yesterday i was skiing a tree run and i had my pole perpendicular with my chest(not intentinal) and the tip of my pole it a tree with rammed into a chest. i felt pretty damn stuped

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i have caught my pole on the ground getting on a lift and hit my face a few times, not an injury tho

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once i dropped from a rainbox box going fakie and i rode it out a bit, i went to turn to regualr and caught a rut, my pole planted in the ground and i fell face first onto it, it went into my eye socket and ripped open my eyelid, i had to get 7 stithces on my eyebrow and eyelid, it was gnar

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

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my poles are deadly. i say we ditch and become skiboarders

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
today, actually...not so embarasing as stupid, but.,.. i landed a switch 3 and a SBer was sitting rigt int he middle of the landing, and my tail clipped his board, and i ragdolled forever

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east coast
 
I'll tell my brothers since its funny as hell..

He was skiing and we were in the flats and he was pole planting like made while going fast. He accidentally pole planted his right pole IN BETWEEN his skis. He was going fast enough that he didn't have time to unplant his pole fron the middle, which was stuck in some pretty hard snow. He wapped himself in the n uts hardcore, and his pole bent at into a 90 degree angle. As it bent under him, it flew out from inbetween his legs (I was behind him the whole time so I saw it fly out), and it boomeranged in the air like 20 yards. His pole was totally gone and he had some bruised balls. It was pretty damn funny watching that pole boomerang from in between his legs.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

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i cut my tummy in three spots falling off a c-box.... t'was my first time and the rail was slippery, really sketch. lots of people saw it. heh.

-Ira

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I once landed backseat on a corked3, cut my ass(across all two cheeks) on back tips, had to get cheeks sewnn together (12 stitches) by a male nurse (who I swear was gay)

 
Ok, so the most embarressing injury i've ever known about that is verifiably true was suffered by my buddy charlie while skateboarding. He tryed a nollie heelflip (I think thats what the trick was called but hell if I know for sure.) the board came up between his legs and hit him in his sack. the board cut it open and he literally had to hold his nuts in his hand to make sure he didn't lose them on the way to the emergency room. 10 stitches later he is anatomically correct again but only after an hour wait in the emergency room with his nuts in his hand...

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holding your own nuts in hand- that is by far the most terrible thingg ever-

ive hit my balls in the same way(kickflip), but give your buddy props for making me feel less stupid and more lucky for never having to hold my balls in place

 
one time I was skiing in the spring and it was pretty nice out so I wasn't wearing a coat or anything. I was in the trees and there was a person ahead of me who was somewhat sketchy and pulled a weird one and I had to turn or else I would hit him and I turned just in time to wrap myself around a tree... and I cut up my chest pretty damn badly, could have lost a nipple.

-Lauren

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I have the stupidest one:

When i was on a premier soccer team (best league in the state). I was playin football w/ friends, and i kicked the football wrong, the pointy end of the football went into my foot and i sprained my foot.

I fell on a jump and my boner part of the look bindings shoved my nuts me. ow.

and if youve see that tony hawk trick tips video, i was practicing those shoveits in front of me whwere u just lay the skateboard in front of u and stomp on the side of the tail to make it spin. I didn't stop away from me enough so the board did a 180 and the nose smacked my nuts....and i cried.it took me 5 min to piss.

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Here's why you should never ever snowboard. (one of the reasons)

Anyways I have skiied for 16 years now and for a couple seasons I snowboarded a bit. So I was doing a chase cam for my buddy and was crusin through the park and just as I came across the flat and dropped into the landing of the table I caught my toe edge so I rag dolled pretty hard and dropped the camera. This was right underneath the chair too. I pulled all my ab muscles pretty bad cause I was goin pretty quick to keep up with my buddy clearing a 50ft table. And I have it all on film. Its great.

 
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^ouch!!

one day i was riding with a guy who i have had a phat crush on for years...anyways we were riding in some deep pow in a somewhat steep area...so i go first and since it was at the end of the day my legs were hella tired so i just decided fuck it and just straitlined it.....and of course 1/2 way through my ski gets stuck on something and i do a total faceplant and then my skis whip around and hit me in the face............the result was two phat gashes on my forehead, real sexy

 
i tried an underflip and landed it on my first try so i was all pumped, then on like the 3rd time i landed switch off a decent sized table so i was going pretty fast and then i went to switch around to regular and caught an edge on ice

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I stubbed my thumb pretty bad the other day doing a 180. Funny thing is that it was a standing 180 and I wasn't moving. Yeah, I felt pretty retarded.

 
i tore my ACL on a blue run. right underneath the chairlift right infront of the loading station.

well actually i partially tore it, and then later in my dorm room i stood up from my computer and the back of my knees hit my chair and it rolled out from behind me and i didnt know it. so i went to sit back down and my chair wasnt there so i fell on my ass and finished tearing my ACL. so basically i tore my ACL by trying to sit down in a chair.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

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'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
haha.... one of my first days on twins a while back, i thought i was smooth and was cruising to the lift line, and the snow was reallly really thick and wet.. and for some reason i caught an edge on a turn and did a face plant right in front of like 200 people in the line, but when i did the plant my hand holding my pole went right into my face and i got an instant black eye... i felt like a douche, by hey, ya live and ya learn

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*

 
oh man... so funny...

So i was cruisin svvvvitch, just bombin around and i was layin some switch carves, had my pole baskets pointing down hill, i took one slasher carve by some trees, and when i came out of the slash, my pole, jammed into the ground and because i was coming out of the slasher, my hand was about where my asshole is....my pole hit the ground, propelling my pole DIRECTLY onto my brownstar, because i was going so fast, i jacked up, and my entire weight was being supported on my ass ontop of my pole... i was up for about a second or 2 and crashed down..... no penetration, but goddam it hurt

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haha yeah, everyone started clapping n shit...... i just gave em a a head nod and started laughing

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*

 
ILANDED A SWICH 3 AND MY SKI POPPED OFF BUT I STAYED ON MY FEET, IWENT TO GET MY SKI AND I BROKE THE RIGHT SKI BRAKE OFF

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yesterday I was taking a cross trail over to another slope and there is a mini park (like two, 8 ft tables). There are bunch of little kids sitting down waiting and one of them is like 'do a 360!' so I am like, fine I will. Well I way overshoot the landing and pretty much do a spread-eagle 3 and and fall and lose a ski, onthe smallest jump on the mountain. As if I wasn't embarrased enough, I look up and a little kid, maybe 4 years old and standing 5 ft away is pointing and laughing. Always bad when the kiddies are laughing at you :)

'distance is far when your hand carries what your eye found'
 
launched a table at tremblant way too fast, just soared over it, about as high as the lift line. cleared the 30 ft table and landing, landed on flat, double releases onto my face, smashed my goggles, tore up my face, broke my neck. it was right by the lift line too.

had a guy on my football team, we were doing practice on blocking, and someone ripped his nipple ring out, when they grabbed his pads, he was walking around with it in his hand, with a piece of his nipple still attached to it.

 
haha that sucks.. but fuck it, if the little kids enjoyed it, then its worth it....

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*

 
couldnt play soccer for a few weeks cuz i got tipped over in a porto pottie...got stiches above my knee...nasty scar too

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-kevan

 
I was just skiing at my mountain on the cat track on the way back to the lift. W ewere going really fast cause thats what you do on a cat track i guess but hen i caught and edge broke both my poles and liek sprained my thumb really badly. It still hurts and that was a year ago.

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