Most embarassing thing that you have done infront of your bf/gf?

ummm... gf clean freak? or...just severely misinformed about what condoms are for?

and fuck, i wouldnt want alcohol swab residue in me. fuck that would burn and sting like a bitch.
 
well the most embarressing thing she has done in front of me, was to me. She drunkenly gave me a handy in front of a bunch of friends under a blanket. she thought she was totally cool about it and no one knew but it was obvious to everyone, i wouldve stopped her but i wouldnt be able to have the story
 
yea i dated this girl for too long ha but i guess i was supposed to do somthing special for her after we had been dating for 6 months? and i forgot when i asked her out so i didnt really care how long we dated and she called me upset and i was on my way out to go skiing and shes like isnt there somthing we should celebrate today and im like what is it ur birthday if not theres nothing important gotta go skiing bye. ha that was the end of that relationship
 
she broke up with you because you didnt do something for 6 months? thats bad...

if it was for a year, i would get cut at my boy, but hes not going to forget, he could probably tell you to the day how long we have been together.
 
One time i came home really really drunk and passed out in my bed where my gf is already asleep. I wake up to her screaming at me at the top of her lungs "what the fuck are you doing"? I come to from a complete blackout and look down. I am standing in the middle of my room taking a piss in my girlfriends clean laundry basket, she was not happy to say the least.

 
dont worry only joking.. it just kinda sounded that way when you said he wouldnt forget and he could probably tell you how long you've been going out to the day
 
holy shit, best story ever.

i don't think i have anything really good right now so i will have to get back to this thread later
 
he could tell you.

i have no idea. i think its somewhere around 8 months now...we got together around our formal time, and thats in june...and thats what i work from.
 
yea my gf knows when all the dates are i just go with we got together just after her bday n work it out if im gonna get into trouble =)
 
ugh i dont wanna tell my story about crowded rooms, its embarassing. lets just say it involved all 8 of the "passed out" kids being awake....
 
my buddy told me him and a bunch of his friends from college were at this langerai/boxer party and his buddy was grinding with this girl and he blew his load in his boxers
 
haha yeah word, six months isnt something to celebrate? a year makes sense. but not 6 months? random much.
 
these are funny!

a boy gave me the nickname puddles, for an unisclosed reason. I was incredibly embarrassed at first but now I laugh about it. and he still calls me that like 2 years later.
 
this one is good. i was taking my girl to prom, and when she came down the stairs she was so sexy, and i blew a load just looking at her. it pierced my pants and burnt the flesh of her dad, then he pulled out a bigg ass spear and stabbed my chest, then i fucking pulled out some throwing stars and threw them into his fucking eyes. the prom was dece
 
one time a girl puked on my friends dick as he busted in her throat. he told me it was really awkward and he was drunk and she wasnt. and she was ugly
 
we were just starting to make out and i wasnt really paying attention to the feelings in my mouth as i was trying to take her pants off and i burped in her mouth...she stopped and it was really akward then asked what was that?...i said umm...and then she said was that an attempt at a growl?..i said um yeah thats it, do you like that kind of stuff. i still kinda think she knew what it was and just didnt want me to feel embarrased.
 
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