Most embarassing thing that you have done infront of your bf/gf?

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vaginasaurus^^^

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Its all happned to us....

mine was the other night when i totally litt a gas biscuit infront of my boyfriend and all of his friends. and the worst part is is that it smelt soo bad that we actually all had to evacuate the room.

can any of yours top that??

 
yes it sure is. THE best. like if there was ever a comp for best user name, you would so win. im impressed. very creative. i like it. has flow.
 
ya, kinda getting off topic here, but i have a photo class full of girls, and like 1 other guy, and one time when i was all dased out, i let one rip, it was very, very high pitched though, some kinda looked at me really funny. some didnt even notice, it was darn awquard.
 
ive totally done that too, i was like "bye sam, bye jen, bye....shit just bye" iwas all embarrased cuz like two seconds later i remember her name but i was already outta there
 
mmm this might not be the most embarassing one but its the only one i can think of right now.

me and my best friend jackie and my boyfriend went to the war museum and we're sitting on this like old-back-in-the-day couch, and we're bouncing on it, then i get up and my friend jackie gets up she like jumps me, i completley trip over the coffee table infront of me, slid on the ground, hit my ass on the ground really hard. then not too long after, i trip and luckily i stumble into my boyfriend instead. it was really clumsy...

hmm there was also this thing with my ex, except it was him not me. but once we were sitting on teh couch and hes like, i really need ot fart. i was like.......thats great to know..
 
man! every body keeps saying that farting is embarassing. its not i do it infront of my woman all the time. she ocassionaly does it too. its natural and it hillarious
 
my new gf's name is tania, and my ex was taylor. and i was about to be like "you know what tay... *coughs* tania!" and i thought she didnt notice so i felt like i was in the clear.

later that night she goes, "hey dont be mean, i let it slide when you almost called me taylor"

my responce was this face 0_0
 
i havent done much to my girlfreind i dont think. but i got some pretty good dirt on her. one time we caught her not washing her hands after peeing, and also at wonderland she threw up all over the ground...and in the car on the way home...

but her name will not be released. haha
 
u know when ur little, someone like blows on your stomach and you laugh, cus it tickles and makes a funny sound..haha..i tried that, and kinda backfired..sounded like a fart, but we both laughed, cept i was rly embarassed, but hey, i learned..lol
 
I have one.

I was over at my girl's house and we were watching a movie in her living room. Her dad came in the room and starting watching the movie with us. He was on the couch next to us, like 6 feet away from me, and my girl put her hand in my pocket and starting rubbing my inner thigh. Needless to say this got me a lil' excited. So after a few minutes of this, I cranked the biggest hard on ever. She realized what was going on and stopped, because her dad was right there. I was FULLY exposed. My feet were up on the coffee table in front of me and everything below my belly button was in easy view for her dad. I was scared shitless. Her dad eventually left, and we both started laughing hysterically. I don't think he ever noticed....thank god.
 
one time while drunk i spent the whole night calling my ex girlfriend (girlfriend at the time) by her BEST FREINDS name. yeah... luckily she was way to drunk to remember.
 
not really my g/f but it was in 7th grade...and i was sitting next to the hottest girl in the school and i all of a sudden sneezed and a huge string of snot came out and it was dangling there and i quick grabbed a kleenex but it was too late.....worst moment of my jr. high carreer
 
ok well this is my friends story...

so it was at her schools last dance and her and this guy were grinndin and she was wearing a mini skirt wit ha thong(bad idea) and while theye were grindin his leg was inbetween hers and ;lets just say there was a little bit of a leakage on his pants due her time of the month...... embarassing hay?
 
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I was hangin out with this girl I liked, and went to say something to her. I called her 'em' by accident, as in emily. Her name is kate. Emily is her friend, who she knew I hooked up with recently. I wanted to die.
 
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*runs to bathroom to throw up*
 
my girl friend was rubbing my boner with a alcohol cotton swab to disinfect it be for we copulated and i got so exsited i threw up on her....akward to say the least
 
my bf and i were having sex and i kept queefin..that was embarassing for like 5 seconds then we justlaughed about it
 
i used to get drunk and pick up tis girl in another dorm for late nite fun, one time she jumped on my back and i was carrying her down the stairs to my car and i fucking ATE it and used her to brake my fall, i have NEVER felt so awkward and embarassed in front of a female ever, but she gave me head anyway so it was all good.
 
to disinfect it from what? where you been putting that thing?

and to vomit due to excitement? something is wrong with you
 
yeah sometimes. so?

and i already tease her infront of her other freinds on a regular basis so that wouldnt help.

and to the dude who used the girl to break his fall, dude. your awsome!
 
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