Most embarassing ski moment?

had to "download" some disagreeable food from my inner bowels during an EPIC powder day at Alpine Meadows. The urge was to much to deny, so I had to drop trough on a quickly made snow throne in a quiet section of woods. Just as i was finishing the deed, a boarder came ripping through my throne and rode away with some brown love on his pants and jacket, happened so fast, he probably did not notice until the chairlift back up...
 
hahahahhah i remember mine

i was skiing switch and i wasnt looking back, i heard this lady screaming and didnt know where it was from, and then i crashed, i skiied away as fast as i can, and on my next run, the lady was still lying on the ground.

she broke her leg...
 
Riding the rope tow at Jay Peak one day. A little tired after just skiing the face chutes, and making my way back to the tram with a buddy. I was having some trouble getting the T-bar between my legs so I could relax. I was looking down, not paying attention to where I was going, and began drifting right.

The problem was that the support poles were also on the right, and soon I was way right of the poles. The T-Bar rope became fully extended, with my body on one side of the pole. Soon it whipped back, taking me with it. About 2 seconds later I landed on the other side of the track, in a bush, having flown 5 feet in the air and about 20 feet across.

Surprisingly I was unhurt, just a little rattled. Funny shit now that I look back on it, but my leg could have been ripped off. Quite embarassing at the time though.
 
one time I was acting really cool throwing snowballs at people and feeling badass. I felt so badass I felt like reinacting scenes from my favorite rap music videos by doing a drive by. I skied past some "posers" blasted them and skied off switch reppin' my hood when a damn snegro stole my balance and cause me to fall. Of course afterwards I shot the snegro and went in for hot cocoa
 
i was trying to show of by sitting on my skis while goin down the hill and these older kids from my school were behind me. so i accidently planted my pole in front of my and it hit my goggles and broke them and i fell over
 
I was tucking through a treverse at the bottom of the run, right under the lift line, I turned my head back to check for my buds and I ran into this guy. I knocked both his skis off including one of mine. He was really pissed. I felt so bad. and since it was under the lift line guys were cheering/yelling/ laughing. Not my best moment.
 
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