Most embarassing sex story

[Drewykins]

^ please tell me you're kidding.

 

[BFFset.]

i am lawlz

 

[BFFset.]

no, it was my step mom

 

[guiane]

my mom walked into my room, i pulled the covers over us and kept going hoping she wouldnt notice... but she could smell the sex in the air, quietly left the room, and then gave me a very long sex speech after i dropped my gf off at home later on that evening. i was laughing at the time when she walked into my room (on impulse)

 

[Darc686]

Do you know how to ride a girl rodeo style?

Grab her hair and tell her that her sister is better.

 

[tBatt]

your have a chode?

 

[Charley.]

hahahhahahahah so fucking GROSS

 

[grams.]

hahah yeaa.. do you remember the thread name?

 

[grams.]

found it!

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/258495/

 

[kepler.]

its probably just another "so i made out with my teacher today" thread

 

[grams.]

read it buddy

 

[Darc686]

damn. that really blows. he didnt even get to see borat. hahahaha. yeah, that whole situation really sucks. im sorry for whoever it happened to.

 

[kepler.]

i did. but its sean so i find it hard to believe

 

[NBCskier]

try eatin mushrooms they do shit with a beezy. bad combination known from experience.

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

haha, hell yeah maine. My friend did shrooms then fucked this chick for like six hours and couldn't cum... he got made fin of so much too

 

[1080grindMan]

My parents walked in on me while i was fucking my boyfirend up the ass. It wasn't a pretty site.

 

[artfullydodged]

BAHHAHAHAHAHAH that is the foulest thing ever

 

[WikiWiki]

thats.....odd

 

[comeatmebro]

okay........

 

[grams.]

hahahhaaha sickk username

 

[sconniestyle]

every time i have read that story, my asshole immediately puckers up and wont unclench for some time.

 

[What_A_Wookie]

does getting woken up by a girl getting her ass ripped count (crankin blood and shit everywhere)? cause that was way worse than any shit you do to the people who normally pass out...

 

[Gonzoskier]

having sex with a girl once at her house, I had the girls legs over my shoulders going to town and her mom walks in without knocking right as i am about to go. I had my "O" face on when her mom looked me dead in the eyes and gave me that look like "I am going to cut you balls off". she shut the door and i could barely finish. i was fearing for my nuts lives for the next few months.....

 

[InfernoHits]

why am I admitting this... but I was doing my ex ex girlfriend doggy and shti farted on me

 

[dmc12380]

two girls at my school decided to shit on there boyfriends the next time they got plowed up the ass. one kid got the shit all on his dick and the other one got it all over his leg.

 

[ButteredToast.]

thank god im not the only one

 

[comeatmebro]

dont tell me, tell maximumsushi...

 

[ButteredToast.]

300 POSTS!!!!! OH YEAHHH.

sorry i had to.

 

[comeatmebro]

no you didnt have to, you chose to. bitch.

 

[grams.]

cereal?

 

[SlickRick.]

ewwwwwwwww

 

[ButteredToast.]

at least my boners not crooked.

that rename thread is a bitch hahaha

 

[comeatmebro]

ohhhhhhh burn that one REALLY caught me off guard

 

[ButteredToast.]

touché.

 

[fourdskate]

talk about a boner kill, dang. with the ass in the air and everything too.

 

[artfullydodged]

wtf

 

[Sean...M]

nah same shits happened to me before. but i think i was like 9 and i had a girl in the basement and we kept flashing eachother. my mom said that it was wrong.. but it was sweet!

 

[mtbakerteacher]

You're a towel.

 

[sniper_6]

its the original "i made out with my teacher." this is the reason why we know he lies about everything.

 

[ButteredToast.]

one time i never had sex.

 

[skiierman]

I was doing my girl doggy style on a loft style bed and I pushed to hard and she fell off. What a story to tell about the eight stitches above her brow.

 

[Drewykins]

you're a beaner towel.

 

[liquidsword]

haha what would you say... this one is about this kid i know he ripped her in the back and she told her parents she sat on a seat belt bahaha

 

[Greenish]

hahahahaha, i just watched that shit today

yo lets chillll, just bro-out and play some gamecube

 

[StevenSegal]

i hAD SEX

 

[StevenSegal]

WITH THE NEXT PAGE

 

[PilleDaKid]

what is sex?

 

[grams.]

noobsicle!

 

[samurai_jack]

never had sex and i know some one else has said that before

 

[TheButterHashira]

what me and your mom have