Most disgusting story ever

^kina like mine? exept mine wasn't shocked by lightning. I am half Japanese and I inherited a japanese penis. so yess my penis looks like a mushroomed bullet that has been pulled out of a corpse.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
wow wtf

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If carrots got you drunk.....rabbits would be fucked up!

Fucking Hot Dog!

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
He might have a fucked up dick but he's got big balls for admitting it, get it

Boost like Boom-Bap!
 
and its a lightening bolt A peice of thin latex isnt going to do shit all against a lightening bolt. I wouldnt have thought it was melted latex that fused them together though, Id think it would be the burnt flesh fusing together.

It would be kinda cool to see how much of the darwin awards are fake.

I know that some of the unbelivable ones are true though. My ex's dad used to work in an office building in montreal. And one of his coworkers made the darwin awards when takeing some new employies on a tour and throwing himself into the window to prove that it wouldnt break and was totaly safe. The window did break and he did fall to his death.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
apple thank you for being the most logical person on this site. we got a bunch of 12 year old bio chemical engineers who are arguing whether or nont latex would melt or conduct electricity. and ur right it is mostly from the fusing of flesh but latex probably contributed.

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
haha wow sorry im dumb and cant read

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.

-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

where i connecticut do are you now?

-jib-unit00*

 
what a bullshit of a story

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- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
that would actually be incredibly scary, prolly the most scary point not bein able to take it out that would really not be cool

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
was it comfered? because some stories are not comfered. but that was really gross

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
was it comfered? because some stories are not comfered. but that was really gross

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
people can survive lightning strikes. One thing that really kills you tho is when you are wet, that is why when ur in a pool its really dangerouse if there is lightning. When water is covering your body your ohm (sp) resistence is a lot less than when you are dry. That is my 2 cents worth, i am no expert tho.

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"If you diss me on the internet I will fuck your bitch in real life"

-Apathy I think I am probably wrong tho. tell me if i am wrong.
 
haha u said penis

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
no that was a funny story, and im fairly sure absolutly anything can conduct electricity if there is enough voltage or amp or something

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