Most disgusting story ever

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parkskiertmr

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this won a darwin award:

this guy in colorado wants to ask this girl out but hes a little nervous about it so he eventually does and she says yes. so neway they go out for some pizza and shes pretty into him so tho go to a state park and they go up onto a hill. the two of them start drinking and then they start going at it. they start having sex. they are going at it for a while and they are totally oblivious to a storm that is moving in overhead. when the storm starts to get feirce, the girl tells him they should stop but they decide to keep fucking. the storm gets really bad and he gets struck in the ass with a bold of lightening. the lightening travels through is penis, through the latex of the condom and into the girl and kills her. this knocks the man out. 3-6 hrs later he comes too and realizes that hes still in the girl who is now dead. he is freaked out and he goes to pull out. he cant. he tries again and reaizes that he is stuck in the girl. he is so disgusted he pukes and passes out again. what happened was that the electricty traveling through is penis was so hot, it melted the latex of the condom and fused his penis and her vagina together. he wakes up 1-3 hrs later when a bear is eating the side of the girls face becuase it smelled the beer and pizza in the vomit. the man passes out again and wakes up when it is dark out. he pulls himself together and realizes hes gotta get out of the park and nature to survive. he crawls and drags the dead girl for over an hr when he is discovered by a boy scout troop. he is brought to the hospital where the girl is cut away from what is remaining of his penis. the official medical report says that his penis resembles a shruken piece of coliflour. pretty gross huh?

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
omg thats quite possibly one of the most disturbing stories i have ever heard. imagine if that happened to you...*shudder*

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Yeah that was nasty but cool somehow.....

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my god... what a freak accident...

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
not possible but funny though

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i've heard that story before

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no dude im pretty sure its true. it was in the Darwin Award book. if i read it online tho i wouldnt believe it either

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
^how can you survive that???

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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!

PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
 
yah, the darwin awards dont make stuff up.

My personal favorites were the 3 guys playing russion rullet with a tank mine... takeing turns stoming on it... they all died.

And there was a guy who was ice fishing with dinomite, and he drove his car out to the edge of the ice flow, threw the dinomite into the water, at which point his dog played fetch and carried the still burning stick of dinomite back to him...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
another one: these guys were in a cabin in the woods, a bunch of big tough guys and whatnot and they were drinking and they all had knives. they started cutting themselves to show how tuff they were and each time it kept going up and up. then a guys started cutting his fingers off. the next guy goes "oh yea", cuts his arm off. the last guy takes a chainsaw and cuts off his head.

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
hahahaha he woke up and the bear was eating the girls face

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shruken piece of coliflour, that sucks

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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where the hell did you get teh skate park thing? it was a fucken hill...they go up on the hill . JESUSS

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so fake

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now that one's definitely not true

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt

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i've heard the ice fishing one many times. Deff. an urban legend.

That lightening one is probably fake too...but damn man, imagine how fucked up (mentally and physically) that guy would be afterwards?

I'd bet that he probably quit like after that.

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"dude what the fuck is in there..."

"coke"

"dude, it's fucking wet...oh, like the drink?"

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my dude's got some bad luck

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very very weird

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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ya that would be hilarious to be in the boy scout troop, and find a naked guy with a dead half eatin girl melted to his cock

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

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holy shit, not cool at all, damn suck for the girl.... joking, ya if i was the dude i would have killed my self

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that is so wrong, and yet hilarious. id hate to be in the boyscout troop

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he said STATE park. not skate park. like a national forest or something.

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haha sounds like a story that was done by the same guy who told people a guy blew up cause he held his fart in for too long

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how embaressing (sp?) i find it funny how he passes out 4 times and finds a bear eatin his bitches face

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Wow how bad can you get, that has to be the possible worse thing to have happen to you.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
dude there are a lot of crazy unbelievable stories in the darwin book. i dont think they make shit up tho

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
dude I have that book. they weren't discovered by a boy scout troup. they were discovered by a girl scout troup. GOD!

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
yeah, for real, you guys are dumb fucks. the darwin awards is alot like the weekly world news. alot of its downright fake, and a lot of it is based on truth, but exagerated and shit. a small percent is actually true. theres no way this is real. if it was enough to kill her (after it passed through the latex, an insulator, it would have certainly blown the shit outta him. stop being so damn gulable.

that being said, its still funny

i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

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^what r u a fucking scientist? you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.i bet ur like a 14 year old who knows nothing about lightening or nething else.

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
oh yeah that would be the funniest thing ever a naked man glued into a half eaten dead girl...i dont know if i could ever stop laughing after that one

NS Skateboarding
 
Lesson to u all... Never where a condom

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Wait Wait, latex = rubber like, rubber does not conduct electricity, it can't be true.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
the heat could melt latex, but the guy would die

with lightning through the ass cause of all the moisture in there which would amplify the shock to him.

100% false

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
that would suck to have ur dick cut off and have melted latex on u for like 10 hours

kick there ass, drink there bear and steal there women

 
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