MOST BEST GOATEST SKIER OF ALL TIMES

chumbawumba

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Yup I’m beating the dead horse fuck it. I’ve come to the conclusion that nobody on this website can really agree and unify on somebody we deem the greatest skier of all time. It’s time to end this nonsense

basketball most would say Jordan, football most would say Messi, tackle football most would say Brady, tennis Djokovic etc etc etc etc etc. 

everybody has their personal favorites and that’s absolutely fine, but can we finally just come together as free skiers and crown a goat ?

categories I thinks could/should be relevant in this discussion are



overall skill / well rounded skier





accolades/awards 





total parts / screen time produced





style





exposure brought to sport



Feel free to add categories that you feel are relevant if u think of such. Now with that said I’m going to shoot a few takes which potentially will cause mass distress amongst this websites goblins, ski n00bs and dungeon dwellers……

Wallisch/henrik should not even be considered. Both great skiers who’ve done MASSIVELY good things for the sport, however, neither of these guys hav the skill to ski outside of a park in the way that guys like Sammy C or T Hall can. Again I’m not a twall/dollo hater, I just don’t think these are valid pics if we’re talking a true GOAT. Somebody that can ski anywhere and make it look like they own the place. Much love to both, i idolized Henrik in middle school and twall signed my yugi oh cards when I was like 7 at a level 1 shoot. Twall Also probably the most chill pro I’ve met, remembered me each time I met him and always was very cool to me. Humble ass dude fr

glen plake is also not a valid pic. (Sorry boomers) as much as glen did for the sport and as entertaining as he is to watch, his comparative skill just isn’t there with the current level. This is the equivalent of people saying wilt chamberlain is the goat of bball.

the two names on this site that I have seen thrown around are T Hall, and Candide. Both of these are absolutely valid pics and I think have reason for debate.

Ski Boss brought MAJOR exposure to skiing, has the medals to stake his claim, has IMO the best video part of all time (teddy bear crisis), pretty much pioneered early 2000s style, and has so much fucking GREAT footage that he still cranks out to this day in his older age. 2008 xgames superpipe vs dumont win was one of the best televised skiing events in history. and not to even mention the viral clip of chads gap undershoot being appreciated in pop culture as well as featured all over the Internet in its beautiful virality. On top of all that he’s absolutely fried which just makes his argument even stronger IMO. dude could literally ski any and all terrain like an absolute beast. cliffs,chutes,park/pipe,etc etc. only flaw in T halls career is his wack attempt at creating a reggae label.

im repping team SKIBOSS, 

other pics I think are valid and deserve argument are:



JP Auclair


Candide 


Jon Olson *real ones know* 


Shane saucer boy mconkey 


Seth Morrison *dark horse pick*


Shaun white 


Eileen Gu



im standing on bidness and rocking SKI BOSS til the grave, Jon Olson my #2 pick, rocking candide for #3. 

Let’s settle this once and for all and crown a champion. winner of the poll is official goat
 
14606016:weastcoat said:
I ain’t readin allat.

ur attention span is fried bruh go watch pornhub reels or jerk to reddit porn or something with ur fried ass goldfish brain having ass chimpanzee brain having ass
 
14606018:chumbawumba said:
ur attention span is fried bruh go watch pornhub reels or jerk to reddit porn or something with ur fried ass goldfish brain having ass chimpanzee brain having ass

We should just start uploading our edits to pornhub tbh. Shit would go hard.
 
Candide=GOAT

Current best skier in the world, kind of unknown. Right now I'd go with any of:

Markus Eder

Candide(still yes)

Colby Stevenson

Alex Hall(haven't seen much big mountain from him but I'm sure he can)

Sam Kuch

Marcus Goeguen(future best skier in the world)

Karl Fostfed (somehow still very underrated)

Sammy Carlson

I'd probably still pick Eder but it's close. So many great skiers out there right now
 
Hard to lock down when every type of skiing requires different skills, but as i've gotten older I realize its Candide
 
14606073:steez_apprentice said:
Candide is widely known amongst even most casual skiers, even the brain rotted 74_jordy fanboys say he’s the goat

Just another reason why ski boss is #1. A true skiers goat
 
14606026:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Candide=GOAT

Current best skier in the world, kind of unknown. Right now I'd go with any of:

Markus Eder

Candide(still yes)

Colby Stevenson

Alex Hall(haven't seen much big mountain from him but I'm sure he can)

Sam Kuch

Marcus Goeguen(future best skier in the world)

Karl Fostfed (somehow still very underrated)

Sammy Carlson

I'd probably still pick Eder but it's close. So many great skiers out there right now

great list but especially agree with your note that people somehow kind of sleep on karl. if he keeps doing what he's doing he could be a best-all-around contender, in the vein of marcus eder, candide, sammy
 
AHall or Markus Eder

Candide and JP Auclair would have been the obvious answers 10-15 years ago, but today's best skiers are better than 2010's best skiers.
 
14606043:-eREKTion- said:
How is Henrik and Tom Wallisch not in the conversation?

They don't have the same big mountain accumen that others do.

Candide won every facet of X Games, the FWT, and put out banger movies/segments.

That said they both can clearly ski incredibly well anywhere, and I've seen Tom Wallisch do stuff at Snowbird that blew my mind like hitting the wave switch.
 
The question of who is the goat was settled the minute ski legend Elizabeth Swaney put down her banger Olympic run. No need to reopen this debate.
 
First 2 that came to mind for me for Goatest are Shane Mcconkey and Glen Plake. (Plake also gets bonus points for doing everything on 200 cm wooden fence slats)
 
JP!!! Love to see him on this list

Sammy Carlson IS true skiing at its finest.

Sam Kuch could definitely be the next Candide.
 
Dollo no question. You havent seen his movies the past 5 years if you saying he doenst have skills like sammy c outside of the park.
 
14606339:Bernah said:
Dollo no question. You havent seen his movies the past 5 years if you saying he doenst have skills like sammy c outside of the park.

If you're implying that Dollos big mountain skills are anywhere near Sammy's then you're either lying or tripping, be for real lmao
 
14606025:percs said:
Personally i think alex hall is the best skier alive

I agree with you wholeheartedly brother, but this is about the greatest ever. Dead, alive, or somewhere in between (fentanyl).
 
14606131:SlushSeason said:
AHall or Markus Eder

Candide and JP Auclair would have been the obvious answers 10-15 years ago, but today's best skiers are better than 2010's best skiers.

"GOAT" is more than just the tricks they can do. Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever because of his impact on the game, on the world, HOW he played, etc. Skill at said activity is only one part of the debate (which is what makes it such a debate). Sports evolve over time and advance. It's not fair to compare Glen Plake to Tanner Hall or to Alex Hall. Different eras, different equipment and ideas of what was possible
 
topic:chumbawumba said:
Yup I’m beating the dead horse fuck it. I’ve come to the conclusion that nobody on this website can really agree and unify on somebody we deem the greatest skier of all time. It’s time to end this nonsense

basketball most would say Jordan, football most would say Messi, tackle football most would say Brady, tennis Djokovic etc etc etc etc etc. 

everybody has their personal favorites and that’s absolutely fine, but can we finally just come together as free skiers and crown a goat ?

categories I thinks could/should be relevant in this discussion are



overall skill / well rounded skier





accolades/awards 





total parts / screen time produced





style





exposure brought to sport



Feel free to add categories that you feel are relevant if u think of such. Now with that said I’m going to shoot a few takes which potentially will cause mass distress amongst this websites goblins, ski n00bs and dungeon dwellers……

Wallisch/henrik should not even be considered. Both great skiers who’ve done MASSIVELY good things for the sport, however, neither of these guys hav the skill to ski outside of a park in the way that guys like Sammy C or T Hall can. Again I’m not a twall/dollo hater, I just don’t think these are valid pics if we’re talking a true GOAT. Somebody that can ski anywhere and make it look like they own the place. Much love to both, i idolized Henrik in middle school and twall signed my yugi oh cards when I was like 7 at a level 1 shoot. Twall Also probably the most chill pro I’ve met, remembered me each time I met him and always was very cool to me. Humble ass dude fr

glen plake is also not a valid pic. (Sorry boomers) as much as glen did for the sport and as entertaining as he is to watch, his comparative skill just isn’t there with the current level. This is the equivalent of people saying wilt chamberlain is the goat of bball.

the two names on this site that I have seen thrown around are T Hall, and Candide. Both of these are absolutely valid pics and I think have reason for debate.

Ski Boss brought MAJOR exposure to skiing, has the medals to stake his claim, has IMO the best video part of all time (teddy bear crisis), pretty much pioneered early 2000s style, and has so much fucking GREAT footage that he still cranks out to this day in his older age. 2008 xgames superpipe vs dumont win was one of the best televised skiing events in history. and not to even mention the viral clip of chads gap undershoot being appreciated in pop culture as well as featured all over the Internet in its beautiful virality. On top of all that he’s absolutely fried which just makes his argument even stronger IMO. dude could literally ski any and all terrain like an absolute beast. cliffs,chutes,park/pipe,etc etc. only flaw in T halls career is his wack attempt at creating a reggae label.

im repping team SKIBOSS, 

other pics I think are valid and deserve argument are:



JP Auclair


Candide 


Jon Olson *real ones know* 


Shane saucer boy mconkey 


Seth Morrison *dark horse pick*


Shaun white 


Eileen Gu



im standing on bidness and rocking SKI BOSS til the grave, Jon Olson my #2 pick, rocking candide for #3. 

Let’s settle this once and for all and crown a champion. winner of the poll is official goat

wheres george brown
 
topic:chumbawumba said:
Wallisch/henrik should not even be considered. Both great skiers who’ve done MASSIVELY good things for the sport, however, neither of these guys hav the skill to ski outside of a park in the way that guys like Sammy C or T Hall can.

Someone hasn't seen Oil and Water or Salute and it shows.

IMO, it's between Tanner, Henrik and Candide. Henrik is like the Kobe to Jordan in some ways. Between their skill relative to their eras, what they accomplished and their impact on skiing I think it's a tough call. We also suffer from recency bias with Candide because of how fucking goated he is at age 97.

Side note: I'm bummed that Henrik was sort of cursed with his Olympic RNG. Would have loved to see that man decked out in Gold on Soviet soil
 
14606594:Schoess said:
Someone hasn't seen Oil and Water or Salute and it shows.

IMO, it's between Tanner, Henrik and Candide. Henrik is like the Kobe to Jordan in some ways. Between their skill relative to their eras, what they accomplished and their impact on skiing I think it's a tough call. We also suffer from recency bias with Candide because of how fucking goated he is at age 97.

Side note: I'm bummed that Henrik was sort of cursed with his Olympic RNG. Would have loved to see that man decked out in Gold on Soviet soil

Ur smoking rock if u think that 2 minutes of Henrik hitting man made jumps into pow is the equivalent of tanners skill in the big mountain world
 
14606657:chumbawumba said:
Ur smoking rock if u think that 2 minutes of Henrik hitting man made jumps into pow is the equivalent of tanners skill in the big mountain world

My brother in Christ, Henrik has nosebud triples, T hall does fucked lines in Alaska while drunk. They both ski park, pow, street, etc. They are both really good at all of them (respective to their eras). Yes, Tanner does big lines and Henrik would be more known to hit jumps/cliffs. That doesn't make my argument null/void
 
Downhill skiing should be an included factor, one of the gnarliest things you can do on skis and ppl on NS tend to meme on ski racing, Candide fits that bill well since he's almost always going full speed fearless mode, but in environments that is far more challenging than just a pisted slope, not my call who the goat is though probably tons of skiers out there that are unknown gems
 
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