Most Awkward First Sex Talk Ever

pommes_vertes.

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Welcome to the internet, I see you're new here....

-Internet rule #1....not everything you read is true.
 
why would his mother ever smell his cock?? why couldnt she just ask him. thats like a dad putting his nose up to his 14 year old daughters vag and smelling for dick.
 
Thats pretty strange. I wonder if that actually went down anything like that. Parent smelling their kids dicks is pretty fed up.
 
this has to be some kid on the internet bullshiting because i cant imagine this happening in real life.

thats some american pie/teen comedy movie shit right there.
 
I dont find that story as funny as the previous post before that kid wrote.
"It sounds like the equation goes like this... Busted by Dad>mom>Homeless>cop>Her mom>homo>her dad"
 
reminds me of the time i came out to my parents...my dad was sucking my dick and he was like "wtf lol it tastes like poo" and then they knew i was gay...it was an awkward convo but they accepted me eventhough my parents are strictly homophobic
 
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