Most Annoying thing about skiing park

YungEz

YungEz

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-Parents Complain about my jacket size-When people think I race because I ski

-'Why are your poles so short"

These are just a couple examples give me more NS
 
biggest problem for me
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When some fucking granola-eating hippie tells you that you can't ski because you ski the park.

 
When people instantly assume you ski that you obviously must be pro because you're up so often but you just tell them you're only good to them because they dont ski when in reality you're shit compared to pros.
 
Realizing that every single day I go to the mountain I will hurt myself in some way or another.
 
long lines for features

kids who never drop when they say or drop and skip the feature

snakes

always having to look in every direction when hot lapping as to avoid kids who like to do that diagonal zigzag feature to feature shit

hitting a feature with filmers on the lip and going right before or right after the dude who 360 switches up.

trying to decide if my friends or my music is more important, usually unhappy when i try to compromise and use one earphone

sitting with the awkward silence kids on the lift

those stupid speed bumps that start at the bottom of every feature at about 1 30 pm.

features being changed DAILY im not twall

kids who do the trick you were gonna do right before you

that dude who has PLENTY OF SPACE on the chairlift but just wont scoot over

Worst-snowboarders who have the same leg length as you and you get on the lift and cant figure out if skis or board or board or skis goes on top and your constantly trying to fix it but you keep smashing his edge with your skis.

 
Pretty much sums it up. One I'll add: GAPERS ON THE KNUCKLE

Are you going to stay there? Are you going down the landing at some point?
 
lol and then someone yells and the awkardly look at you and then ski down the landing like its the top of chamonix
 
Kids going in the park only to chill in front of the features, call out the sick-ass 270 in 270 out they want to do, cut someone who already called "NEXT", only to witness them doing a blank rail with a sketchy switch landing.
 
-i ski.

-oh u race.

-no, i do freestyle skiing.

-oh so you ride moguls.

-no, its the same thing that snowboarders do but on skis.

-ohh....(and the person still don't get it)
 
When i get stoked to try my first lip 2sev on and a 12 year old throws 4 on, 2 our. fml... im to old for this shit..
 
Is that my parents think I'm a snowboarder, ski patrol views me as a liability, other skiers view me as nuts, and the police think I have a AK-47 on me if I'm hitting urban.
 
At least your home mountain changes features around. My home mountain never moves features unless they are taking rails from the early season park and putting them in the main park.
 
When 270s are referred to as 360s.

"Yo, that was a sick 360 onto the rail dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

If it was a 360, I would be nutting myself!!!!!!!! or 50-50ing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
True, but stop screaming.

But one of my least favorite things about skiing park is falling when it's -10 or colder outside and every crash feels like you're hitting concrete.
 
ive pretty much given up on this but trying to explain why my clothes are so big. it always leads to me explaining my style preference and the other person laughing
 
Being pretty much the oldest park rider at my home place in MI.

All the fucking 12 year olds that follow you around bc you're the only one not dressed like a gaper.

Retarded kids that have no respect for anyone else in the park.
 
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