Most annoying term in skiing

"oh true" or "true" when it makes zero fucking sense. any variation of "steeze". people yelling at little kids. "vlou" or any other of the stupid shitty brands.
 
14600333:Celery said:
I don't like it when climber say they're gonna "send" a route. It's just a rock
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I think that term has been around longer in climbing than in other contexts, and comes from "ascend" as I understand.

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14600155:TRVP_ANGEL said:
"Do you have your beacon shovel probe? ??"

Just ski better bro and youll never get caught
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people wanna eat me up for my helmet takes but let this slide
 
14600326:MichiganCatFart said:
My bad g.

HELL YEAH BRUTHUR! LOVE THABT CAT EYE CHEBBY UP AT SILVER LAKE, HOSS! THEM RIM LIGHTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DUMB AS FUCK ????
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GOBBLESS
 
14600272:BLandz said:
Not really annoying but when ppl say they “nutted” on a rail instead of either sacked or bagged themself like bro unless you straight up bust a load on that rail don’t say it like that and if you do cum on the rail i’ll smack the shit out you I don’t wanna fall in your splooge, having me slide all slow and shit i’ll lose my mind ong ??
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my opinion towards to this term is "crotched" is the superior word choice, for example "I tried 2p2 on a tall rail and crotched it switch"
 
when people complain about quality of like snow/features too much. legit had a kid tell me that he had 2p2 on lock but the rails at my local were “shitty” like ok dude just throw it
 
14600316:skierman said:
"LET'S GOOO!!!"

The worst mind virus since body positivity.
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Fffs out of all the people who beat me to this one...

I fucking hate this, can't watch any of Trevor kennison's videos, says it quite literally every 2 minutes
 
Hard agree on this one. Like sorry it’s not massive Alaska spines or 40 foot drops, guess it’s not worth anyone’s time

14600253:big_bank_hank said:
I hate when people describe small cliffs as "mini golf."
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14600353:TheMailMan said:
Fffs out of all the people who beat me to this one...

I fucking hate this, can't watch any of Trevor kennison's videos, says it quite literally every 2 minutes
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Its weird how none of these idiots realize they're all saying the same dumb fucking thing. It goes to show the brain rot caused by social media. Bunch of mindless zombie tards.
 
14600326:MichiganCatFart said:
My bad g.

HELL YEAH BRUTHUR! LOVE THABT CAT EYE CHEBBY UP AT SILVER LAKE, HOSS! THEM RIM LIGHTS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DUMB AS FUCK ????
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let them michigan roots run wild boy
 
14600382:will.irwin said:
Big mountain
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only bothers me when its someone describing what they ski as "big mountain" when they ski the same inbounds hike access terrain as everyone else
 
14600382:will.irwin said:
Big mountain
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At Bachelor I heard a group of kids talking about going to ski “big mountain”. Lmao there isn’t any big mountain riding at bachy
 
14600400:drifts said:
only bothers me when its someone describing what they ski as "big mountain" when they ski the same inbounds hike access terrain as everyone else
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I refer to skiing anything but the park at my local 600ft east coast bump as "big mountain". have been doing it since highschool and have no plans on stopping.
 
Using the word CORE makes you sound dumb. We get it that you care a ton about what other people think of you
 
"Bluebird Day" has always annoyed me more than it should. It's a nice day, a clear day, sunny day, etc but bluebird makes me think of rich wives with furry hooded ski jackets posting on Instagram from the lodge after backseating down a green groomer for 24 minutes then calling it a day

Maybe there's history behind the term I don't know but I'll never get on that bandwagon
 
When people say "the snow sucks this year, it's global warming"

I'm like bro actually we're at 97% - 103% of the season snowfall average for this time of year across the state. There's snow in the mountains you just have to go get it. (Disclaimer I heard BC's snow sucked for most of the year)
 
14600336:officechair said:
"Skiing is too expensive" according to everyone with a built out Sprinter.
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Skiing is one of the cheapest action sports to do. Aside from skating or any other skate park activities. Mountain biking be like 3k for a decent full suspension. Don’t get me started on sledding or Moto lmao. Skiing isn’t necessarily cheap but you can do it dirt cheap with some effort and have just as much fun. People bitching about how expensive it is don’t know how to make ends meet
 
14600458:NutsToRail said:
"Bluebird Day" has always annoyed me more than it should. It's a nice day, a clear day, sunny day, etc but bluebird makes me think of rich wives with furry hooded ski jackets posting on Instagram from the lodge after backseating down a green groomer for 24 minutes then calling it a day

Maybe there's history behind the term I don't know but I'll never get on that bandwagon
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it's not really a skiing term... if the sky is really blue, it's like a blue bird.
 
I've never heard anyone use it outside of the context of snow sports, but maybe just my experience

14600498:SteezyYeeter said:
it's not really a skiing term... if the sky is really blue, it's like a blue bird.
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14600336:officechair said:
"Skiing is too expensive" according to everyone with a built out Sprinter.
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Same dudes who wake up at 0500 to wait in 4-6 hour canyon closures and complain about people who "just moved here".
 
14600490:MaimHelp said:
Skiing is one of the cheapest action sports to do. Aside from skating or any other skate park activities. Mountain biking be like 3k for a decent full suspension. Don’t get me started on sledding or Moto lmao. Skiing isn’t necessarily cheap but you can do it dirt cheap with some effort and have just as much fun. People bitching about how expensive it is don’t know how to make ends meet
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Thats what I'm saying, all my friends that "can't afford to ski" can sure as fuck afford to buy rounds at the bar, always got an eighth at bare minimum on them at all times, sports bet and have really expensive clothes. Not telling anyone how to live but I've got a broke ass friend who has probably spent the same amount as a season pass on Tinder dates this month alone lmfao
 
14600517:Farmville420 said:
Thats what I'm saying, all my friends that "can't afford to ski" can sure as fuck afford to buy rounds at the bar, always got an eighth at bare minimum on them at all times, sports bet and have really expensive clothes. Not telling anyone how to live but I've got a broke ass friend who has probably spent the same amount as a season pass on Tinder dates this month alone lmfao
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It’s ridiculously cheap in some places in the Midwest. My season pass was 330$
 
14600540:NutsToRail said:
Sig checks out
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Actually i have never skied park or freeride/drops without helmet. I only ski chill touring laps without helmet. It's just annoying when people comment "no helmet no respect" to clips where someone is skiing without a helmet.
 
14600502:GayWolf420 said:
Same dudes who wake up at 0500 to wait in 4-6 hour canyon closures and complain about people who "just moved here".
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Same people definitely complained about snow quality and said they were ready for mountain biking season a month ago, but are suddenly back into it because of a late March storm.

Another one I’ve heard is “I’m trying to save money after buying a house ($400k+) so I’m not getting a pass next year.”
 
when people tell you to “just send it” in response to something that they could never even fathom doing
 
14600458:NutsToRail said:
"Bluebird Day" has always annoyed me more than it should. It's a nice day, a clear day, sunny day, etc but bluebird makes me think of rich wives with furry hooded ski jackets posting on Instagram from the lodge after backseating down a green groomer for 24 minutes then calling it a day

Maybe there's history behind the term I don't know but I'll never get on that bandwagon
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I have a friend that posts pictures every sunny clear day of groomed runs from the chair lift with Bluebird Alert! for a caption.
 
14600333:Celery said:
I don't like it when climber say they're gonna "send" a route. It's just a rock
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or when climbers describe routes as "problems."

bro I'll break both your elbows right now.
 
14600316:skierman said:
"LET'S GOOO!!!"

The worst mind virus since body positivity.
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LFGGGGGGG SKIERMANYEAH LET'S GO BABY YOU WANNA FIGHT? LET'S TAKE THIS SHIT OUTSIDE. WE ARE OUTSIDE? WELL FUCK YOU LET'S GO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GO OFF ON YOUR BITCH ASS. LET'S. FUCKING. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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