Most annoying term in skiing

[weastcoat]

What’s yours? Mines gotta be any variation of “2 skip” or 2 minus 1. Annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

 

[Jems]

2 skip is dumb just say you’re going home

 

[r00kie]

I cringe every time I hear the classic South Park reference “if you French Fry when you’re supposed to pizza…”. Like shut up, it’s only funny when I say it.

 

[SteezyYeeter]

"YEWWWW!"

 

[TowRopes]

Stoke...

 

[sindreplassen]

safety slide apparently

 

[Farmville420]

"To regs" drives me crazy idk why

 

[Jems]

"To regs" drives me crazy idk why

JUST SAY FORWARD!!!!!

 

[SofaKingSick]

i guess this isn't real life but when people title their online clip like "warmup lap" or something. like oh that's great dude, keep me updated on how much effort you are putting in and how this line is below your potential lmao

 

[SofaKingSick]

"YEWWWW!"

oh man i totally hate you guys that police when people can be happy and hoot and holler. hey there are only a few inches of fresh snow, you can't be enjoying this you gaper!

 

[Celery]

I don't like when skiers call switch spins cabs, we're not skateboarders, it's not a cab.

 

[SteezyYeeter]

oh man i totally hate you guys that police when people can be happy and hoot and holler. hey there are only a few inches of fresh snow, you can't be enjoying this you gaper!

 

[Slowbro]

"To regs" drives me crazy idk why

Yeah, there’s no “regular” in skiing to begin with so it sounds corny af.

 

[Static]

I don't like when skiers call switch spins cabs, we're not skateboarders, it's not a cab.

It's not really switch or fakie either.

 

[steve0]

“Send it”

 

[r00kie]

Related: “The mountains are calling, I must go” merch and white girl instagram captions are a crime.

 

[Slowbro]

It's not really switch or fakie either.

But we've always called it switch so why change.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

"Do you have your beacon shovel probe? ??"

Just ski better bro and youll never get caught

 

[Farmville420]

It's not really switch or fakie either.

Fakie is technically the "most" correct, skateboarding, BMX, and inline all use it to describe backwards.

No one is gonna switch and I don't care but I personally say fakie because I grew up riding with boarders and they thought that's what backwards was called

 

[Farmville420]

Yeah, there’s no “regular” in skiing to begin with so it sounds corny af.

Exactly. Also "frontslide" drives me insane because idk where it came from but that trick has been called "fast slide" for almost 40 years

 

[Raf.Diaz.]

Flat0, and using predz to much like predz swap

 

[SlushSeason]

Stoke...

Stoke is a verb. As in "stoke the fire"

Being "stoked" is fine. That makes sense grammatically

But talking about "the stoke" is like nails on chalkboard. It's equivalent to "yew" in my mind. A phrase for performative social media skiers that try way too hard to convince others how much fun they're having

 

[deac]

mine is when someone says "steezy" steeze is still pretty bad but "steezy" just screams tiktok kid

 

[SofaKingSick]

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yeah no, getting butthurt about people enjoying themselves is exclusively the practice of mediocre wannabes. same for ski vs snowboard beef and people who love getting mad about side jumpers

 

[Farmville420]

yeah no, getting butthurt about people enjoying themselves is exclusively the practice of mediocre wannabes. same for ski vs snowboard beef and people who love getting mad about side jumpers

The last two parts are so true. If you only went on social media you would think that side jumping would get you beat to death in the parking lot and that boarders would chirp all day and try to fight skiers 24/7. Reality is that nobody actually cares about sidejumpers and if they do they're not saying shit and boarders aren't riding around shitting on skiers and getting mad that we share the park.

 

[oldmanski]

"This snow sucks" settle down Kyle and go home if it is that bad

 

[S.Ki]

if someone says „switch zero“. Shit gets me everytime. Its called a zerospin!!!

 

[_money]

i hear bozos saying "surface 3 swap" after the two slowest/loosest surface swaps ive ever seen

 

[Celery]

I've seen academy kids scream at little children for side jumping. Makes a bad look for park skiers.

The last two parts are so true. If you only went on social media you would think that side jumping would get you beat to death in the parking lot and that boarders would chirp all day and try to fight skiers 24/7. Reality is that nobody actually cares about sidejumpers and if they do they're not saying shit and boarders aren't riding around shitting on skiers and getting mad that we share the park.

 

[dopesnowenjoyer]

“0 spin”

 

[beerskier]

“i can ride the black diamond” , if you refer to any color of any slip you are immediately a dweeb and i do not want to be around you

 

[officechair]

"This snow sucks" settle down Kyle and go home if it is that bad

This is everyone in Utah if it doesn’t snow 2 feet over night, then will complain when every casual like themselves crowds the mountain when it snows.

Also agree with the “n-1” or variation for not saying last run. Just don’t push the last run if you start feeling tired.

**This post was edited on Mar 22nd 2024 at 3:18:01pm

 

[cool270out]

"Do you have your beacon shovel probe? ??"

Just ski better bro and youll never get caught

Riiiiight??? Like stop being a pussy bro

 

[r00kie]

“i can ride the black diamond” , if you refer to any color of any slip you are immediately a dweeb and i do not want to be around you

Oh this. Anyone who says this has no ability to read terrain and make risk decisions.

 

[drifts]

oh man i totally hate you guys that police when people can be happy and hoot and holler. hey there are only a few inches of fresh snow, you can't be enjoying this you gaper!

Nah it’s just the “yewww” that I hate, people need to get more creative with the noises they make. like come on guys how bout a mooo or a meow instead?

 

[big_bank_hank]

I hate when people describe small cliffs as "mini golf."

 

[SteezyYeeter]

yeah no, getting butthurt about people enjoying themselves is exclusively the practice of mediocre wannabes. same for ski vs snowboard beef and people who love getting mad about side jumpers

 

[bertBertson]

oh man i totally hate you guys that police when people can be happy and hoot and holler. hey there are only a few inches of fresh snow, you can't be enjoying this you gaper!

You can pry 'YEEW' from my cold dead hands. But I use it to hype other people up when I see a sick park hit from the chairlift I'm not like yewwing to myself alone in the woods...

 

[Chunderface]

pow

Hearing it makes me feel like im reddit.

 

[Someguy9]

When people say “grind” instead of slide

 

[BLandz]

Not really annoying but when ppl say they “nutted” on a rail instead of either sacked or bagged themself like bro unless you straight up bust a load on that rail don’t say it like that and if you do cum on the rail i’ll smack the shit out you I don’t wanna fall in your splooge, having me slide all slow and shit i’ll lose my mind ong ??

 

[GayWolf420]

Choss is a brutal term to hear. It's just shitty snow that has a freeze/thaw cycle.

 

[beerskier]

Not really annoying but when ppl say they “nutted” on a rail instead of either sacked or bagged themself like bro unless you straight up bust a load on that rail don’t say it like that and if you do cum on the rail i’ll smack the shit out you I don’t wanna fall in your splooge, having me slide all slow and shit i’ll lose my mind ong ??

when i say that i mean it in literal terms

 

[MichiganCatFart]

when i say that i mean it in literal terms

I really hope your profile pic is satirical

 

[officechair]

Choss is a brutal term to hear. It's just shitty snow that has a freeze/thaw cycle.

Yeah, climbers need to stop using that term for anything bad.

 

[bootspace]

yeah man just say last lap. puts a way more fun feel to it like ok last lap let’s go

 

[beerskier]

I really hope your profile pic is satirical

it is not , liberal scum

 

[JAHBRADOR]

When people post clips on IG and say:

‘2 piece from today’

‘lil 3 pack’

‘chill 4 piece’

I have seen that everywhere in the past month and I hate it.

 

[mrk127]

I despise the term “jerry”

 

[bennwithtwons]

’was that corked?’

 

[-Dan]

New boot goofin got old quick