Most akward situation you have had EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO What did the manager say "Why the fuck would you SHIT in a sink holy shit kids these days " lol
 
In sixth grade when i came to school with stylish long hair and the first thing my teacher asks me what i like to do in my free time and i say skiing and shes like ohh she likes skiing! I still haven't lived that down. I don't even look remotely feminine now.

and

sixth grade again. its supposed to be silent test time. i was leaning forward in a chair and it actually tipped forwrd and i got stuck between the desk and the chair and my neck was pinioned facing straight up. it sucked. oh and i made a funny noise when i fell so everybody definitely saw it.

 
and

being drunk off my ass, blacking out after about one, waking up the next morning. telling my friend that i had a dream i grabbed my ex girlfriends tits in front of the whole school. finding out it was actually my brothers girlfriend and i was in front of the entire party congregation.

i felt like such an asshole.
 
haha have u ever been on headset and going to the bathroom and then have a car drive up with no one else on headset, so you have to take the order? this kid at dairy queen did that, superrr awqward.
 
Getting the stupid idea to take a shower with my girlfriend at her house and her very christian grandma opening the door on us then having to listen to her tell me about the concequences of sex and stuff for 30minutes....
 
That's nothin'. Sombody (a guy) actually asked out my friend when he had long hair. Shit was hilarious, but now it's shorter, so no more laughs...
 
went out clubbing in London(Opal was the club, i recomend it if your visiting)...got a little tipsey...woke up still a little out of it with a boy who didnt speak much english (French)...i dont speak french...didnt know his name...so i guess i made up a name? i mean technically i knew him for like 12 hours or something so i should have known his name...it was awkward, especially since i was late for class

def. put a slight damper on my first one night stand ever, something i care never to repeat

 
at girlfriends house

for awhile.

basically Skinemax until like 4 in the morning.

the we fell asleep naked.

then her dad woke me up.

i ate dinner there within the next few days.

 
I was quoting a LM thread about shaving ones pubes in health class. It was really loud so I was also loud to be heard by my friends a foot away over the din. The line I was yelling was "I can't shave my pubes because...." Of course I never got to the punch line, and never clarified that it was a quote. It god dead quiet in there, and everybody is giving me these dirty looks. The teacher, my golf coach, is laughing his tits off. My friends isolated me and I had to sit alone the rest of the hour.
 
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