Morning Rituals

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Post yours!
 
Hahahaha

When i get up for a ski day last year, i'd just reach down from my lofted bed and put on ramstein - du hast and just bump that shit. Me and my roommate would instantly get up and get dressed. Worked wonders.
 
to thread creator : wow thats epic

and i dont really have any

during school i always wake up and hit the sleeptimer two times and i always wake up to the song dance with me by the sounds
 
yeah i usually just wake up, take a shit, brush my teeth, go running, comeback, take another shit, eat breakfast
 
i get up at 5.
go downstairs.
pee.
go outside.
chill on the porch till my parents leave.
smoke.
shower.
school.
 
wake up... lie in bed for 10-20 mins.... scrach myself... if its a Wednesday or a Saturday ill take a shower.. rub one out... go to school
 
Wow now i know how creepy NS is.... cuz of you!

When i wake up i turn on all the lights and lay there for like another 10 mins.
 
Hmm....normally I reach down under my bed grab the box of cheerios and eat some. Then take a shower. Yah thats about it hahaha
 
wake up, bathroom, shower, if its a weekend or summer browse NS while eating, if its not, then just eat, watch sportscenter, school
 
Wake up at 5:30 for school. hit the half pipe till about 6:30, take a shower while listening to the radio. blow dry my hair and brush it. watch either cartoon network or nicktoon tv till i have to drive to school. Drive for 45 mins to school while blasting death metal. get to school tell this one kid to shut the fuck up, then i go to chapel
 
I do that little car wipe-down and dance that cheech pulls in the beginning of up in smoke. You know, I got the War-Lowrider goin in my head and I give it the once over with my hat just to make sure she's spiffy and clean for the ladies.
 
to OP - your ritual sounds amazingly badass

i basically wake up, eat breakfast with a mug of tea, bring the tea upstairs and hit up NS for about 15 mins., get changed, wash face and brush teeth, gel hair, and go to school. i shower at night usually btw
 
wake up at 5 40 to whatever song i choose from a cd, shower, get dressed, go down and eat, go back up and brush my teeth, get on the bus at like 6 30. and lots of lol's from this thread.
 
6:45 A.M. Wake up

7:00 A.M. Leave my house (I don't shower in the morning)

7:30 A.M.- Start school

11:00 A.M.- Leave school and go ski!
 
Every morning on my way to work I stop at the Turkey Hill (mini mart) and get a half gallon of water, and 2 Tastykake apple pies from the bottom of the pile. Why the bottom of the pile you ask? Because they are fresh. AND the guy who stocks them every morning gets mad because I know the cheat code for getting fresh pies.
 
wait, so let me get this strait. You visualize big buff guys while you are in the shower... naked. Hmmmmm just think about that.

Haha I listen to the radio for a 5 min or less jump out of bed go strait for the shower, get dressed, pour a cup of joe, and eat a power bar. Im on my way.
 
depends on my schedule

summer:

get up at 11

chill in bed and watch sportscentre

get up finally

take a leak

eat

shower

go riding

school:

get up

leak

shower

eat while surfing ns or facebook

go to school(bus or bike)
 
around 5:30 my alarm goes off and plays whatever music I'm really feeling for that week or whatever, then I'll lay and listen to it for maybe 15 minutes, then finally get up shower, maybe eat breakfast if i have time, bump beats on the way to school, get to school around 7ish, chill with friends before class or take care of business, then start with class
 
i have my alarm set so that it plays the radio so i listen to that for 10 minutes then take a shower
 
Work Day:

5:45 - Wake up to either James Taylor, Bonnie Raitt, Jack Johnson, Lyle Lovett OR Ratatat

6:15 - Officially out of bed

6:16 - Bathroom

6:30 to 10:30 - TV, shower, iron clothes, blow dry hair, make-up, brush teeth, get dressed and then drive to work.

Typical Day:

7:30 - Mom shuts off my fan (bitch)

7:45 - Bathroom

7:50 - Couch

Then the rest of my day goes on...

 
typical summer work day

5:20am wake up

5:21am peeing

5:30am check some threads on NS

5:35am make some breakfast

5:45am out the door to work

work starts at 630 and i am there 10min early, get off work at 3:00pm home 3:30PM....... have the rest of the day to do whatever the day requires, off to bed by 10:00PM. repeat...

and there you have my summer 5 days at a time, and if you get the shitty schedule you get to do this for 10! days in a row....

 
there are a couple i guess

summer:

sleep through the morning, or go to ihop after a party

school day:

get up shower get dressed, grab some food for the drive

weekend in fall/spring:

sleep through it, or go to ihop after a party... or help my dad in the latest of his million projects to improve the house

weekend in winter:

ski... nuff said

 
Baha haha terminator.

I wake up, brush my teeth, sometimes make a pot of coffee...but thats pretty much it. Maybe i'll start meditating in the morning, i've been wanting to get into it
 
6:10 Alarm goes off

6:25 Get out of bed

6:30 Eat, drink coffee

6:40 go back upstairs and either go on computer or watch TV

7:00 out the door and on the way to school.
 
it takes you over 4 hours to get ready for work? thats rediculous... aboslutely insane...

i can wake up and be out the door in 15 minutes.
 
in winter i get out of bed and go to the car( I slept clothed to save time) theres already breakfast in the car, and were off the the hills!
 
well this last week of summer goes

6 40 wake up

6 45 bathroom , hair, all that good stuff

6 50 back in bed to browse NS and other assorted websites while listening to music

7 10 eat

7 15 freak out , get in my soccer clothes., pac my soccer bag. pack my shower bag for after soccer, put on my socks.

7 25 leave my house, pick up someone , and be at soccer practice at 7 40

10: 00 shower

10:30 go to work untill three.
 
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