Mormons

Jibmaster_J

Jibmaster_J

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So I'm not from Utah, nor have I spent a considerable amount of time there, but I did make an astonishing realization the other day regarding mormons. This has nothing to do with the fact that the entire religion and culture surronding it creeps the hell outta me, which I know has been discussed before. My friends and I were talking about how all the mormons (at least the female ones) that we had ever met were pretty damn attractive. This being said, I correlated this to the fact that they do not drink alcohol. We all know that the only time you can have sex with an ugly chick is when you're hammered, at which point they are no longer ugly. This means that only hot mormon chicks can ever get laid and go on to produce more hot mormon chicks...it's science
 
Maybe its because you only remember the hot mormon girls you meet and either forget the ugly ones or don't take the time to learn anything about them because they're ugly.
 
no. there's a lot a pretty damn fine mormons. i was shocked to learn that too. they are tall blond chicks. they are a total milfs cause they pump out like 5 kids by the age of 20. only good to look at tho
 
Haha..

I beg to Differ..

Swear.. at least half of the mormons in my town are really butt ugly...

maybe its because of all the incest...
 
dude it is true i'm from germany but i lived in salt lake city for one year as an exchange student!

when i first heard that i was going to have a host family in utah i was stoked for one part because of the utah skiing but i was like thinking the chicks there are gonna suck... when i arrived i was shocked because the chicks were sooo fine, it was like a suburb too and there was so many rich milfs and other crazy shit.

and after i while i found out you can get laid with mormon chicks too you just have to act like its not a big deal and NEVER TALK TO ANYBODY ELSE about it. thats the key man
 
You my friend, are wrong. Most Mormons are very unattractive. They all have bleach white hair, their eyes are all really close together, th list goes on. However, there are a select few of creepily hot ones.
 
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