Mormons hate skaters.

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Mormon boys wear collared shirts and decorate their heads with the latest and most expensive hair gels. Mormon girls are easy on the eyes but they seem more like dolls than actual human beings. I never thought perfection could be so unattractive. Do robots have emotions?
Wether they have emotions like the rest or not im not sure but i do know for a fact that they are ignorant and wear conformity like a badge. This couldnt have been more true today when a a mormon family accused me of being a criminal. I was so outraged by the accustation and their complete confidence in their decesion, i decided to rebel right then and there. I shouted profanity and showed daddys little angle what a hairy ass and balls look like. What a sight that must have been for them.
Apparently this families van had been sacked. The wife's purse was jacked and the rest of the car was left in ruin. Coloring books were scattered, windows were broken and scriptures destroyed. The fact that I had a skateboard and wasn't wearing a shirt made me a likely suspect. The guy actually got out of his van and nervously demanded that I give him his wife's purse back. When I told him that I wasn't a criminal and he could fuck himself, he searched all the vegetation around me for a good ten minutes. He wanted so desperatly to find the goods, prove me wrong, and forever glorify himself as the family hero. The savior of the moral agenda. The agent who confronted a scarry looking criminal with a one of those awful skateboards. But ofcource he was blinded by his ignorance and never found the bountty that i apparently had stashed away. When I asked the mormon man if he found what he was looking for, he replied like a wounded animal that was about to die. " Can you help me?" he said. I laughed at him and flipped off his entire family who were watching me in the safety of their red mini van. When at last he gave up, he got in his car slowly in defeat. He reached for his phone and more than likely called the cops and gave them my description. As the family drove off to their wonderfull life in white suburbia i did what anyone who listens to punk music and reads thrasher would do. I pulled down my pants, squated low and flipped them off. Sid would have been proud
 
sorry you had a negative experience with some mormon people, but that doesn't give you an excuse to generalize the people of an entire religion/culture...butthole.
 
I swear I remember reading this exact story on ns before. If not I think I'm psychic haha.
 
I think you just came across a person who was a crazy shit head, but not because he was mormon. Just because you "think" he was mormon doesn't mean you should be do damn judgmental. I'd say 90% of mormon i have met are way chill, very opposite of what you described.
 
This story was taken from NS skateboarders, its like a year old or maybe even 2 years now. Why would you story jack this?
 
it was actually a post I made long time ago in NS skateboarders. It didnt get a big response so I decided to post it in a more popular forum. I guess it didnt really achieve the response I was looking for. I didnt know that there were so many supporters of the church. If i offended you... well fuck you.
 
Its because marriage is the gateway to the devine and the better looking you are the faster you get the ring and the faster you get saved. I also think it has something with eugenics and the fact that Jo smith fucked thousands of the hottest girls in his day. Its a mutant army of self righteous conformist who have more purpose and meaning that the rest of us.
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it is strange there are soo many hot girls its rediculous, move to utah pervs!
 
Mormon boys wear collared shirts and decorate their heads with the latest and most expensive hair gels. Mormon girls are easy on the eyes but they seem more like dolls than actual human beings. I never thought perfection could be so unattractive. Do robots have emotions?

Wether they have emotions like the rest or not im not sure but i do know for a fact that they are ignorant and wear conformity like a badge. This couldnt have been more true today when a a mormon family accused me of being a criminal. I was so outraged by the accustation and their complete confidence in their decesion, i decided to rebel right then and there. I shouted profanity and showed daddys little angle what a hairy ass and balls look like. What a sight that must have been for them.

Apparently this families van had been sacked. The wife's purse was jacked and the rest of the car was left in ruin. Coloring books were scattered, windows were broken and scriptures destroyed. The fact that I had a skateboard and wasn't wearing a shirt made me a likely suspect. The guy actually got out of his van and nervously demanded that I give him his wife's purse back. When I told him that I wasn't a criminal and he could fuck himself, he searched all the vegetation around me for a good ten minutes. He wanted so desperatly to find the goods, prove me wrong, and forever glorify himself as the family hero. The savior of the moral agenda. The agent who confronted a scarry looking criminal with a one of those awful skateboards. But ofcource he was blinded by his ignorance and never found the bountty that i apparently had stashed away. When I asked the mormon man if he found what he was looking for, he replied like a wounded animal that was about to die. " Can you help me?" he said. I laughed at him and flipped off his entire family who were watching me in the safety of their red mini van. When at last he gave up, he got in his car slowly in defeat. He reached for his phone and more than likely called the cops and gave them my description. As the family drove off to their wonderfull life in white suburbia i did what anyone who listens to punk music and reads thrasher would do. I pulled down my pants, squated low and flipped them off. Sid would have been proud

way to make yourself look even more like the culprit.
 
I am mormon and i will admit that most mormons do dress like described in the story. There are a good amount that don't dress like that though. A lot do like to use hair gels and other things to make their hair look nice and spiked. I am not going to go into more details though because i am pretty sure this story is not your story and is over exaggerated.
 
i fucking hate the mormon religion and hate on many of the douche fags that come from that religion, but i take each case as its own.... you dont prove to me to be a douche fag mormon cunt until you prove to be one, until than your just another chill bro-ha with some wacky beliefs.
 
I am from Utah and not a mormon. You on the other hand are for sure a douche. And if mormons hate skaters how come Salt Lake has more sick free cement skateparks than almost anywhere.
 
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