mormon skiers

[JoshBishop]

I heard they can survive for weeks underwater.....

 

[Leeyum]

this

 

[Alex_G]

they make sexy daughters!

 

[Darth_Veeder]

I live in utah, but i'm not mormon. no one up the mountain on sundays. shit is awesome.

 

[the_zissou]

Josh, I told you not to let that secret out of the bag! Harry Potter actually uses a Mormon spell to breath under water to save Hogwarts.

 

[Balto]

damn, so the lost city of atlantis was actually a mormon aquatic colony?

 

[Elmo.]

d000d ur an ass im atheist but people can believe in jesus if they want.... so GTFO! lol

 

[snomaster]

I can't believe that Jeremy Jones is Mormon.

 

[snomaster]

full episode

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103933

def of of my favorites.

that smith guy was sketchy at best, fraudulant? Here's how the LDS defends that:

http://www.shields-research.org/General/LDS_Leaders/1stPres/Joseph_Smith/1826_Trial_Walters.htm

 

[dompuch]

.............

 

[T.Hartman]

why do you have to criticize people's beliefs and turn them into a joke? like honestly, does it make you feel better?
I've seen the works of God in my life countless number of times. I'm sorry you're to blind to notice it in yours.

 

[kramerbradley35]

im a christian

 

[Scott0_robot0]

i believe you mean the M.I.A mormon intelligence agency they have a building on top the mountains you can see the light at night otherwise its invisible

 

[andrewmeehan]

three eyes too.

 

[Jaznewt]

i heard that since they can't have sex till marriage..they soak it...

 

[alvy.]

if i cud giv negative karma points i would.

 

[ukskier999]

This is a worthless thread.

 

[aapowpowwiz]

if they wanna sit in church on sundays and get brainwashed all day thats fine with my, ill be shreddin all there lines...hahahaha