Morman's gone wild

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Sokiem

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Would you buy this?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
if it involves giving 16 year old mormon children who've never experienced any type of drug electric kool-aide with splenda, no sugar, and letting them run rampant in the zoo and on a freeway then yes, yes i would

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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it

 
I was just going to slip them all lsd, and hope for the best...But that might work as well.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
there's this mormon girl on exchange with me and I was like, 'do you wanna go get wasted with me and the rest of the exchange students?' and she's like 'no thank you, I dont drink alcohol, coffee, or tea' and I was like 'would you go to hell if you had a kaluha coffee with a red bull to wash it down?' and then she got mad at me and left. I laughed.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
fuck the temple.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
So...What i'm hearing is that there should be a sex scene in a temple?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
^ you think everyone listens to that? most do,

that's like saying all jews don't eat pork...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
sokiem: I want two temples fucking in a temple. I want the female temple to be a hot temple. The other temple should be air conditioned so the girl temple's nipples are harder than the boy temples long...door handle.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
yeah but you can fuck the temple in the ass and it is cool.

hey this long signature thing is the new pink
 
oh and it would be sick, cause most of the hard core morman girls are typicly realy fucking hot, so it would be good porn too. I'll help make it. it could be a porn/ski film.

hey this long signature thing is the new pink
 
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mormons.

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
have elizabeth smart be in it

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
duhhhh roofies

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'

Phrosty

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br>Yeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong. Skiierman

poachers busted....... 10, so far....
 
yea nigga dont fuck wit anyone in NS county club or we fuck all yall asses up, hurd??

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
you need to be referred to join, sorry

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
/on white boy voice

Oh yes, don't fuck with the country club, dawg. Or else we will straight out pummel your ass, homie.

/off white boy voice

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
my friends are mormans..and they smoke weed..incluing the dad

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
i like this thread

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
i know a bishops daugher with a coke habit

no different from a catholic or jew with a coke habit

people have problems WTF even mormons

live by the N.E.R.D
 
habits aint shit nigga, you gotta be an addict motha fucka

the artist formally known as skimonkey05, sleezemcfly, and diarrhea
 
I was under the impression that a 'habit' when referring to a drug is the same as 'addiction'

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
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