Mormans and your thought!!!!

woogity

woogity

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lets her some peeps thoughts about mormans.

just for kicks and giggles.

(piligamy talk accepted too)

 
Mormons, no offense to any here, have a F'D religion.

I love the most how they are not supposed to drink ANY caffeine, but it's ok if its a pepsi product, that shit cracks me up.
 
i live in belmont MA. belmont has the only morman temple northeast of maryland. bascially the only mormon temple in the northeast. naturlly, the place is swarming with them. they all love to snowboard and love the cock.
 
oh yeah in 8th grade i smoked out a mormon girl at a party for her first time..... hahaa yea you must be jealous of all my good karma
 
I live in Utah where most people are Mormans and from what I gather they are aight, but some of them have very messed up priorities and values. Like they won't ever swear, smoke, or drink but they will fight and trash talk people and make them sad. I even know some mormons who fucking steal!!! But they won't even say fuck! That is just messed up values, I think fighting and stealing is way worse than swearing or drinking. But most mormons are just like you and I without out the cursing, so they are cool, but a lot at school are soo annoying, wtf all of them are like obsessed with singing and shit, they all join choir and theater at my school. Anyone know what the deal is with that?
 
i lived with a family for a while in arizona and i smoke and drink and swear, but they didnt judge me that much just i didnt do it around them.

they were pretty chill and i dont really care about thier religion so they can do what they want. its not my buissnes
 
I think you spelled it wrong. haha jk. but you did. anyways. I agree with that one guy, we do have a f'ed up religion. it is super gay. like...yeah...I wish I wasnt mormon.
 
obviously youve never met a mormon. like half my family is mormon(definentely not me) and they are close minded religion pushing wierdos. the things they believe in are whack.
 
Hey why do you never take one morman fishing with you? He'll drink all your beer! (note: this post is just a jest and I have nothing against mormans and people should believe whatever they want)
 
so Joseph smith and brigam young are looking down at the great salt lake valley as they are first coming into it. and Joseph turns to brigam and says man, this is gonna be great! from here on out all we gotta do is fish and f&#*. brigam turned to Joseph and said quick. throw some salt in that lake!

there why i left utah as well.
 
They might have some weird beliefs and practices, but the main teaching of their religion is to be nice to everyone, and to respect and love your family. I now alot of mormons, and they are the nicest, most helpful, most caring people I know. Fuck you guys for making fun of them.
 
just watch the south park episode where they bash mormons for making up a religion out of nowhere in like a day.

fuck mormons. my roommate is a damn mormon, and he is the most fucking snub bastard ever. mormons should be the new jews.... always imposing their religion upon other people, those ballsy bastards...
 
He is mormon. Not all mormons are close minded religion pushing wierdos. Maybe those in your family are, but most of them are chill and normal. They just happen to not drink, smoke, or break the law in any other way. What exactly is it that they believe in that is whack? I agree, the whole Joseph Smith/Brigham Young thing is fucking retarded, but for the most part, Mormons believe in God and Jesus and bla bla bla the rest of it. Typically, the Mormons do not condone pushing religion on other people, but like to see it as a personal choice.
 
soo would it piss you off if i told you when i lived in Utah i pissed on brigham young's grave while i was drunk....
 
we got a new girl that moved to our school (western NY) from washington state and she is mormon but is mad cool..doesn't swear or do drugs or anything but shes chilled out
 
liek where i used to live.. about 25 percent is morman... i had morman freinds and shit.. like my morman freinds were cool but some of there familes were wack.... but i never ever felt pressured to join or learn about there church.. so most part the mormans i knew where very nice... now most of the kids i knew rebelled as hard as they could and most got into drugs and shit... iam not a morman i dont know the full doctorine of the church...,,, but i do know that if if protects the church you are allowed to lie and cause pain...if it protects the church.. i had a freind that was very HARD CORE morman.. and i could look throuh it.. he died of a brain tumor and i talked to his dad. it was werid being with a grown and strong man seeing him cry. talkign about there levals of heaven.. and then he looked at me. and said... i dont belive in god.. FUCK N SHIT. .. i mena there human, is it that hard to see! its terrable that people getting shit for there belifs and shit. .. i mean shit the morman church has done nothing comparied to the catholic chruch.. i mean come on.. does anybody rember the crusades and killing of jew babies and shit...
 
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