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Girays_Brother

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any joke u can think of.. and parkin, no more man jokes u dumb shit

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
wut did the guy say to the girl

hello

(yay 1st post)

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)

avec du fromage(with cheese)

je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)

avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)

 
a brunette a redhead and a blonde are in the desert... there car breaks down so they start to look for things that theyll take with em for the hike... the redhead gets a sandwich and says that shell being that the two other girls ask why and shes sez so hat if she gets hungry she eat it.. the others say oh good idea.. a while later the brunette finds water in the car and sez that shell take that when asked why she responds by saying if i get thirsty i ll have a drink.. the other two say oh good idea.. the blond then gets the car door and sez shell take that when asked why she sez well if i get hot ill roll down the window....

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
can you post that again and make it readable?

just wondering.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
you just posted one so...

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?

A: They don't fucking listen.

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
what's the best thing about showering with a 10 year okd girl?

if you slick her hair back, she looks 8

Cats. the other white meat.
 
what do you call an upside-down blonde?

a brunette with stinky breath.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
how does a canibal greet its guests... with a hand shake......

whats pink and goes splat?? me throwing dead babies at road signs as i drive by..

dan rather is hott

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
 
what did the cop say wehn he saw a tv floating at night?

drop that, nigga

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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition

-newskool450
 
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Q: What is the definition of 'making love'?

A: Something a woman does while a guy is f*cking her.

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
whats grosser then gross?

when a cheerleader does a spilt and class rings fall out

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
what do you call a blonde coming home from a football party?

a box full of assorted creams. haha.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
what would the simpsons be called if they were black?

Niggers

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
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