one of the lifties at Gore has a pair of original moon boots from the 70's. they are white with a rainbow pattern and duct tape over the toes and stuff. hes always telling people about how awesome they are. im jeealous.
'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221