Moon Base

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Okay, NS, here's the deal. I have a moon base with 50 years of self-sustaining resources and large enough for 100 people. Since I'm counting myself, and will have an labor force of 49 people (who will be separated from the general population), there are 50 spots open.

You have 1 post to convince me to let you come.

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excellent foreplay in this thread. op, i have a blender and can make smoothies/shakes and shit
 
i've got some pretty good skills. to name some, nunchuck skills, bowstaff skills, computer hacking skills. i could be considered a triple-edged sword.
 
I Smoke meth and have a deep connection with satan. Moon = Made of cheese, Cheese = Cows Cows = the devil on diablo in that secret level. Devil cows = Satan

By my calculations, I'm required to come.
 
My boner is the Ministry of Telecommunication in Afghanistan. It's the tallest building in the whole country.

I have this boner because of my love for the moon. If you want to get back at the terrorists, I encourage you to knock my raging moon boner down. My boner is so huge, that it has a secondary boner within.

If you knock down the TelCom tower, my true boner will be released. It's only 8" long, but it is definitely long enough to bone moon chicks with.

So basically if you want to fight terror, allow my love for the moon to be fully expressed, and save me from the pain of my enormous moon boner, I'm the man for the job.
 
I took space science in high school. Learned a lot about space and the moon. Im also enrolled in the astronautic program at MIT, so I could be of some technical help
 
The world isn't going to end within the next 100 years, so I'll be happy with staying here on Earth instead of being stuck in some small moon colony
 
you have a moon base? what hemisphere are you located on?

here is what me and my friends have been building on weekends and holidays. we are located in the north eastern hemisphere of the moon, great views. After labor force and army of sexy women I should have room for maybe 30 or 40 of my favorite newschoolers.

stop by sometime if your in the area, we are 214 miles north east of the american flag. if you pass the crater that looks like a face you've gone too far.

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You should bring me because:

I am white, but am convinced that i am african american

I smoke alot of weed, therefore making me cool

I had sex with your mother

I peeded in your sisters butt

I know the exact location of a 10:1 scale version of chads gap that is on the dark side of the moon

I switch 900'd it on a moon rover
 
because if you don't, then I'll spend the remaining 99 years on earth designing a rocket with a complex guidance system specifically to carry a warhead straight at your moonbase, all set to occur 1 day before the end of life on earth.

 
How are these guys for neighbours? I generally don't have problems with other people's beliefs, but if they are going to be super pushy about it, I don't really want to live around them.

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