Montucky Crw-Baker Ridin

Korbit

Korbit

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Im coming back from Christmas break in montana...and bringin a crew with me. we got this whole ski trip planned....starting in Whistler, than baker...than chillin at my place in edmonds and ridin the local areas like snoqualmie and stevens.
We will be back around the 9th of Jan. Soooo if any of u fooolios wana ride with us and have a grand ol time...Lemme know cuz we could prolly use sum showin around!

 
You can stereotype Montana all you want, you crazy driving-caffeine addicted-permanent rain shell wearing fruitcakes. But the snow is lighter here.
 
hahahaha, awesome, that was good

We definitly drive like assholes here, but at least we're good at it. In the south they can't drive for shit.
 
forgot to mention:

wagon driving

socks and sandles wearing

nature loving

tree hugging

wale kissing

education obsessed

diversity caring fools

with a false sense of fulfillment.
 
yes, baker sucks, especially with the tree well sharks and yetis in the tree runs. dont go, itll save the ski patrol from taking you out, peice by peice
 
thanx for your "concern"...but we will take our chances..... tree huggers?/?? where are u guys gettin this stuff...thats kool tho....we wouldn't want to ride with the haters anyways
 
Haha im sorry to hear that.....there aren't many hippies where i am from....i guess there is alot in missoula.....not that its a bad thing.....some hippies are pretty ligit
 
Be warned, tree sharks have been spotted at Baker over 350% more than last year. They pillage and rape!
 
and apparently theres bears in tye bowl at stevens

so yeah you guys might just wanna stay away from stevens and baker....its pretty dangerous
 
Kalispell is pretty rad....ive partied there a few times .....Ya its strange how Normal people from montana are considering the fact we grow up in the middle of nowhere....We pretty much get along with anybody, but whatever. Some people are haters :)
 
there is no sarcasm in my voice when i say fuck baker this season. over and over.

lots of people need castration, and lots of people need to find a more gaper friendly mountain to infest.
 
Is Baker really that overun with gapers that seen IDEA and want some pow? I've been to the past couple of opening day's and it seem like shit get's tracked so fast. Everybody know the spots and shit gets tracked systematicly with a couple hours... Even all the hidden stashes. Way differn't than stevens.
 
That's exactly what happened. If you don't have reverse camber skis, you're out of style at Baker. probably 7 out of every 10 people at Baker now have twintips, and the lines on a Friday are what the lines would have been on a Saturday last year, this year. It's so hard to discourage newcomers to Baker too. This pro patrol and I today destroyed these 2 kids hopes of going to the top of Table mtn to ski at least. One step in the right direction!
 
It might just be the crowds from winter break, but like Brian so thoughtfully stated, it's becoming a gayper frogger style mountain hah.
 
At least you dont have that PLUS asshole "Safety Patrol" volunteer douchebags screaming at you to slow down and shit.
 
Shit's happening everywhere, I couldn't tell you the exact amount of older men and women on twins at Snoqualmie today. Or the amount of PE's and Fuji's mounted so fucking far back. It's pretty rediculous, makes you wonder what reasons they are buying ski technology that they aren't going to utilize. There was a random dude, my guess on age is around 40. Black head to toe, helmet, sweater, pants, gloves etc. Pair of Volkl twins, and all he does besides making terrible turns down the groomers are surface 360's. I'm waiting for Darwin to step in here, lift lines have been way too long.
 
uhhhhhh.... were going to baker too???? wow i truely know absolutly nothing about this trip we are taking besides ending up in whistler...
 
haha well me and whoever didn't have the funds to stay there as long as you guys are were going to hit baker once......goooon
 
OH and another thing.....
Me and my two girlfriends are looking for a cheap place to stay the 10th throught the 13th in or around whistler if anyone has any ideas........we broke as hell....so nothing to expensive.....if not we will prolly just sleep in the ride :(
 
You can stay at my house, but the funny thing about my house is, its located on my dick. Fo shooooooooooooo, gettin that foooo shoooo.

Sorry watching Superbad.
 
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