Monster Army

[travisfulcher]

What do people think of Monster Army? I was thinking of joining but sources are telling me that the company might be satanic. "bottoms up, and god laughs"
http://abc7.com/religion/video-monster-energy-drinks-promote-satan-says-woman-in-viral-video/392023/

 

[skiznuts]

If you drink one monster you will become possessed. Just sayin'.

 

[clorox]

Devils lettuce is green and so is monster so I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[iH8pow]

This is so a few years ago Tosh.O

I love monster though, EXTRA STRENGTH SUPER DRY

 

[SteveStepp]

You need to do these steps, in order:

1. Sign in to your Hookit account

2. Pay the yearly Hookit subscription of $99 per year

3. Start a RallyMe Account

4. Obtain donations in order to pay for USSA and USASA yearly fees and contest fees

5. Start a USSA account

6. Pay the yearly USSA fee of $75 per year

7. Obtain more RallyMe donations

8. Spend all remaining RallyMe donations on USSA contest fees

9. Enter 3-5 contests (placing in the contests does not matter)

10. Make a short edit titled "Some quick hot laps in 1 day at (insert home mountain) in 16/17 (or current year)" make sure to include a song with no swearing

11. Check your HookIt account for new sponsors

After completing these steps you should be sponsored in Monster Army

___Disclaimer___

*Success rate determined on how many USSA contests you enter

**This did not work for me

 

[Park_Ranger]

You need to do these steps, in order:

1. Sign in to your Hookit account

2. Pay the yearly Hookit subscription of $99 per year

3. Start a RallyMe Account

4. Obtain donations in order to pay for USSA and USASA yearly fees and contest fees

5. Start a USSA account

6. Pay the yearly USSA fee of $75 per year

7. Obtain more RallyMe donations

8. Spend all remaining RallyMe donations on USSA contest fees

9. Enter 3-5 contests (placing in the contests does not matter)

10. Make a short edit titled "Some quick hot laps in 1 day at (insert home mountain) in 16/17 (or current year)" make sure to include a song with no swearing

11. Check your HookIt account for new sponsors

After completing these steps you should be sponsored in Monster Army

___Disclaimer___

*Success rate determined on how many USSA contests you enter

**This did not work for me

OP, I see that you're new hear so I just want to give you a fair warning.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS BUFFOON!

He has been lurking around this forum for years and no one knows who he is and we have been trying to get him to go away for years but nothing works. It's best to just ignore him. He try's to talk a big game but is basically clueless

 

[.zoidberg]

You need to do these steps, in order:

1. Sign in to your Hookit account

2. Pay the yearly Hookit subscription of $99 per year

3. Start a RallyMe Account

4. Obtain donations in order to pay for USSA and USASA yearly fees and contest fees

5. Start a USSA account

6. Pay the yearly USSA fee of $75 per year

7. Obtain more RallyMe donations

8. Spend all remaining RallyMe donations on USSA contest fees

9. Enter 3-5 contests (placing in the contests does not matter)

10. Make a short edit titled "Some quick hot laps in 1 day at (insert home mountain) in 16/17 (or current year)" make sure to include a song with no swearing

11. Check your HookIt account for new sponsors

After completing these steps you should be sponsored in Monster Army

___Disclaimer___

*Success rate determined on how many USSA contests you enter

**This did not work for me

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in nick greppars butthole

 

[brett_fisher]

OP, I see that you're new hear so I just want to give you a fair warning.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS BUFFOON!

He has been lurking around this forum for years and no one knows who he is and we have been trying to get him to go away for years but nothing works. It's best to just ignore him. He try's to talk a big game but is basically clueless

do listen to him he shall show us the light and get all of newschoolers spanserd by monster .