Monkeys are the shit

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It is kind of fucked that people give them cigarettes, but how many animals are capable of lighting a cigarette or drinking a liesure beer?

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If I had an orangutan I would try and teach it to roll joints so I wouldn't have to roll all the time and it would be neat to have an ape roll a nice cone.
 
Orangutans have opposable thumbs so theoretically they would be able to roll a joint. Perhaps multiple joints at a time considering their big toe is also opposable and feet are very dexterous.
 
i guess i am guilty of that common misconception. apparently they don't have ulnar opposition but can oppose to the index digit.

i'd rather teach a capuchin to roll joints than an orangutan...those are too big for my taste.
 
Yeah orangutans are pretty damn big and they are very strong, a joint may be too small for them. So a blunt wrap would probably be more suitable. Capuchins can be pets but I have heard they are a lot of work and always get into and destroy stuff. Same could be said about an orangutan lol imagine having one of those living in your house.

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I was watching a nature channel at my grandparents house and the show was talking about how these orangutans would get into pot fields and steal pounds of weed and run off with big colas into the trees and eat them. So they already have a fond liking of the plant.
 
Certainly.

He dragged her around for tens of metres and inflicted bone fractures as well as more than a hundred bite wounds.

She rustled his jimmies.

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So alpha.
 
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