money gettin' schemes

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Phrosty

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Hey i need some quick cash and so do you post all yer' money gettin' schemes. For example, at the end of the ski day you go around and ask people if you can have their day lift tickets, say you have a collection or something, next day put them on your self and go walking around the parking lot at about 10 oclock and see if anyone wants to buy them for a discount, because you have to leave b/c (insert false reason). They buy the ticket and you'll never see em again b/c their just dumb turists. any other ideas?

Jesusjr.com

The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
sell your best friend into prostitution..that ones not hard to figure out...get kids to bet you 5 bucks that you can grind or huck something you can already do

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
i almost forgot...sell your sperm to a sperm bank

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
sell someone's perscription, tell em its morphine or something

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*~Riann~*

'emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds'- Bob Marley
 
a son goes up to his dad and says 'dad,can i borrow 20$ for a blow job' the dad says 'i dunno son,ya any good'? sorry i couldnt help it

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
you know those little cone shaped water cups. bet someone that it won't light on fire if it has water in it. the water cools it and it doesn't catch on fire.

If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?

MISS Urine Tester USA '02-T-Shirt someone in Japan was wearing not knowing what it meant (www.engrish.com)
 
Sell porn to little kids at high prices.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

'When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.' -- Linus Torvalds
 
yes skinator you should have sex with your dad. just because of your signature-do you actually ski or are you just on this site? if you ski you have no reason to hate new zealand

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as they say in Australia (from which I am not from)-flush yourself down the gurgler ya damn yank.

translation:

gurgler=toilet

yank=american (I am one)

[referring, naturally to stupid tourests]

 
just panhandle. those bums make a shitload of tax free income

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!

when someone says jump, what do you say to them nowadays? how high? how stylie? which spine? which cliff? be specific damn it!

For every generation there is a legend....

For every person there is a story...

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR'S?
 
Do a medical trial.

Seriously ! You can earn heaps of money testing out new drugs and stuff.

Look up clinical trials in your area.

We're talking 1000's of dollars for a couple of weeks!!

Made in Tasmania.

Suitable for ages 5+.

Set includes lots of guns and ski equipment.
 
sell your pubic hair to fat kids like on south park

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

im a hobum!
 
Here's what you do. Go to one of those newspaper dispenser things early in the mourning. put in a buck (or whatever the cost for 1) then take all the papers. Sell them for 75 cents each so even if you sell only two, you make money

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What do rocks and chicks have in common?

You skip the flat ones!!!!
 
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