Money falls out of my asshole

[KimJong_ILL]

actually a quarter just came out my asshole.

i do not recall swallowing a quarter.

so now, here post your experience with bowel movement items extravaganza. (legos, money, animals etc.)

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

I put diamonds in my food cause its the most ballin' shit ever. and it makes my dookie twinkle

 

[KimJong_ILL]

sorry if my English is not ok, i speak Korean.

 

[squibble]

i heard that if you eat, (you must eat it not inhale it), febreeze your poop smells like mentos

 

[syrup.]

Are you fer rlz? Must try now.

 

[TZP]

if you drink javel water, not only will your shit not stink, but it will also clean all of the inside of your bowels. Do it once or twice per week so you don't irritate your insides. I highly recommend it before going on a date or smth like that where you dont want your shit to stink.

 

[sirschralpalot.]

perhaps you are slowly transforming into an ATM..

 

[ED.]

Well aren't you lucky... My money always falls out of my shoes. I don even know how

 

[Proletariat.]

I dont get it