oh my gosh! so fucking annoying, my mom will be fine then flip out on me and ground me for stupid ass shit! nebody else havin this problem? i told her she needed to chill out but she got even more pissed off at me
Turtle: Cmon guys get dates, it'll be like Prom! Eric: So I guess that means you won't have a date
Turtle: Fuck you guys, I told you 10,000 fucking times, she had food poisoning!-Entourage HBO
yeah your a real fucken idiot. mentapos.........what the fuck is mentapos? is it like a variation on mentos for women so they can go crazy on your ass? and if you had a 4.5 im pretty damn sure you would know how to spell it unless of course your in grade 1 and you color the best in the best and can identify the shapes better than anyone
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
My mom has crazy mood swings and always bitches about her hot flashes. She doesn't have to blame that crap on me. SHE'S the one who decided to wait until she was 35 to have kids.
^Move out before it hits,it's now the fourth year that my mom has menopause.She freaks out because I don't want to have a mouthpiece in my mouth when I ski.
My dad also as menopause,but the male version.He blow his cool aaaalllllll the time.
my mom is in her menopause stage and she doesnt bitch at me but thats because shes too scared to yell at me cuz she knows ill fucken say shit right back that could easily make her fall to her knees and cry
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17
My time is winding down.............just wait for it