Mom and drugs

Z-PAULY.

Z-PAULY.

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k so i had this sick vape. it was 300$, much smaller than an iphone and very discrete. my mom found it and i really want it back. help give me ideas that might work to get her to give it back to me. (ive already searched her closet). my mom is kinda chill but not chill enough to openly let her son smoke.

i realize it is illegal in my state (UT) so please just try restraining the "maybe you shouldnt smoke" remarks and actually post things useful.

So in all please help with ideas to help me get it back
 
sorry dude, your mom already told the FBI and your probably looking at life in guantanamo bay. your best option is probably suicide
 
13039593:SFB said:
sorry dude, your mom already told the FBI and your probably looking at life in guantanamo bay. your best option is probably suicide
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Damn does this happen to everyone who smokes pot?
 
13039605:Z-PAULY. said:
Pax by Ploom. and aw shit guys im already tying my rope to hang myself oh shucks
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ive seen that thing. Is it only for oil or can you use herbs in there (legal smoking herbs of course)
 
13039614:mmccarthy14 said:
ive seen that thing. Is it only for oil or can you use herbs in there (legal smoking herbs of course)
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only herbs (but only the legal ones. illegal ones dont work because the governments new technology in the PAX) homie and it is AMAZING. if you are looking into one id definitely reccomend snagging a PAX by Ploom
 
Tell her that you'll kill yourself if she doesn't give it back. Leave a dead cat in her bed to let her know she doesn't scare you.

If that fails buy some rock and start smoking that. Once she sees you smoking crack she'll realize how much better it was when you were just smoking weed and give it back.

If that fails call the cops and tell them your mom stole your stash.

Next time get your shawshank on and make a bible stash

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Or find a better hiding spot. Clean your own room, do your own laundry and tell her to nicely to stay out of your shit.
 
13039624:Z-PAULY. said:
only herbs (but only the legal ones. illegal ones dont work because the governments new technology in the PAX) homie and it is AMAZING. if you are looking into one id definitely reccomend snagging a PAX by Ploom
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300 is kind of a stetch but i might. I was contemplating getting the magic flight box. ANy experience with that?
 
buy another one and tell her no matter how many times she takes it away you'll just get a new one
 
13039636:mmccarthy14 said:
300 is kind of a stetch but i might. I was contemplating getting the magic flight box. ANy experience with that?
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its sick and fun but the pax is worth the 300 i think. just dont let your mom find it.... the mflb (magic flight box) is good and works but you have to push the battery into it as you may know and the battery gets hot and burns your thumb and it hurts your thumb and strains your hand because of how hard it is to push the battery in
 
13039653:STNW said:
how stupid do you have to be to let your mom find a $300 vape
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Yeah especially if its smaller than an iphone...

Just keep it in your backpack or something and put it in a corner that she never looks. Or put it in your car. Its not that hard. Ubless if shes super nosy.
 
13039662:STNW said:
goat hiding spot is in your dirty laundry (only if you do your own laundry)
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i do my own laundry and have been for the past 2 1/2 years. today it was exactly where i usually hide it: in my dirty laundry.....
 
13039662:STNW said:
goat hiding spot is in your dirty laundry (only if you do your own laundry)
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I bought the collectors edition for call of duty world at war back whenever that came out. It came in a tin case pretty much with like a cantine thing inside of it. I just took that out and threw things I needed to hide in there because no one touched it. I dont use it anymore though because I broke it and lost it while drinking "juice"
 
What a terrible hiding spot. Got a floor vent? Put it in a sealed container and store it in there.

Have a desktop? Open up the case and put it in there.

I could find 10 better hiding spots in like 5 minutes than in your dirty laundry. Retard
 
13039664:Z-PAULY. said:
i do my own laundry and have been for the past 2 1/2 years. today it was exactly where i usually hide it: in my dirty laundry.....
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Honestly what a dumb fucking place to hide it though. I don't know what your relationship is with your mom but she might have had a few clothes to wash and just decided to throw a load in for you. You couldn't find anything better? Especially if it's so small?

Stick it under a book shelf put a attached a stash spot to the bottom of your box spring I could think of a bunch of ideas. The chances of her touching your laundry are much higher than moving your book shelf or flipping your bed upside down.

INB4 OP just got really high and lost/misplaced it.
 
13039676:El_Barto. said:
What a terrible hiding spot. Got a floor vent? Put it in a sealed container and store it in there.

Have a desktop? Open up the case and put it in there.

I could find 10 better hiding spots in like 5 minutes than in your dirty laundry. Retard
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but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.
 
13039684:Z-PAULY. said:
but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.
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Im trying to help you brah. I gave you two legit hiding spots where she would never find it. Like never ever ever find it. Your laundry is a retarded spot
 
Tell her it was someone else's and that you need to give it back to them or else you owe them a ton of money. Then just keep it
 
13039742:scott.studer said:
Tell her it was someone else's and that you need to give it back to them or else you owe them a ton of money. Then just keep it
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That plan is dumb enough it might just work and OP is retarded enough he might just try it
 
hey man well since youre on the fbi most wanted list and a search warrant is pending to raid your house and find your weed can i have your vape??
 
13039644:Z-PAULY. said:
its sick and fun but the pax is worth the 300 i think. just dont let your mom find it.... the mflb (magic flight box) is good and works but you have to push the battery into it as you may know and the battery gets hot and burns your thumb and it hurts your thumb and strains your hand because of how hard it is to push the battery in
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OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.

13040334:[tk said:
]Camelbak bladder. They'll never expect it and it's air tight so it won't be smelly
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For next time I mean. Best advice is to tell them you'll sell it/give it back to the "real" owner. One time my parents took my pipe and I told them it was a friends who they didn't know, they proceeded to drive me to said friend's house and watched me hand it off. Voila, friend gave me the pipe back like that.
 
13040346:[tk said:
]OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.

yes this is correct it did take a while for the battery to actually burn me and the strain in my hand could be because of past injuries to tendons in my hands and thumbs. but ive heard a few others also say that it was hard to push in also. and yes My PAX was way fun for groups of about 5. your can put it in party mode where it just is constantly heating up more and more and the fun just keeps going!
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oh and i also found my vape and took it back! (had to search her closet) but i did leave behind a pretty nice grinder because its better to replace that than a 300$ vape (obviously) and if its still there in a few days ill snag it.
 
13040466:Z-PAULY. said:
oh and i also found my vape and took it back! (had to search her closet) but i did leave behind a pretty nice grinder because its better to replace that than a 300$ vape (obviously) and if its still there in a few days ill snag it.
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Why in gods name would you leave the fucking grinder? That would probably just make it worse because your mom would know for sure that you searched her closet.
 
I didn't read the rest of the thread, but in high school my brother used this maneuver and it worked:

they found a bunch of weed, and said they flushed it down the toilet. He said it wasn't his, and if he didn't give it back to who it belonged to he would either owe the person a shit ton of money, or get knifed.

It was of course, a lie--both my brother's story and the weed being flushed-- my brother was a piece of shit for doing that, but they gave it back to "protect" him.
 
13040461:Z-PAULY. said:
OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.

yes this is correct it did take a while for the battery to actually burn me and the strain in my hand could be because of past injuries to tendons in my hands and thumbs. but ive heard a few others also say that it was hard to push in also. and yes My PAX was way fun for groups of about 5. your can put it in party mode where it just is constantly heating up more and more and the fun just keeps going!
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Nice quoting skills, dingus.
 
I mean unless you're a 15 year old fuckwit just tell her it's your own choice and you're old enough to make your own decisions... As long as she views you as a functioning adult I don't think it's unreasonable to relieve stress with weed. If that doesn't work just come home on crack one day
 
13041050:erikK said:
I mean unless you're a 15 year old fuckwit just tell her it's your own choice and you're old enough to make your own decisions...
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If you're young enough to put yourself in a situation in which your mother finds your weed, you are not old enough to make your own decisions.
 
Bummer man, but your parents are the police until they kick you out at 18. They set the rules and I am sure, no smoking, was one of the rules.

I feel for your loss however.
 
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