Moist Haiku

[EllieMae]

I ate dragon fruit

It was very moist in my mouth

I really enjoyed it

 

[MilaKunis]

You fucking suck.

 

[EllieMae]

you're not funny, your life must suck.

 

[louie.mirags]

To many syllables, shipmate.

 

[Benson.]

You're welcome

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Go away

 

[NinetyFour]

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[EllieMae]

you're fucking wrong you fucking idiot.... i used you're and your in the right context.

 

[Benson.]

you're*

 

[Benson.]

lol

 

[RimJobber]

I FUCKING HATE YOUR POSTS. I AM ANGRY JUST FROM SEEING THIS SHIT THREAD. YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME STRING AND SWALLOW IT WHILE HOLDING ONE END SO IN A FEW HOURS YOU CAN FLOSS YOUR SMALL INTESTINE. THEN TAKE THAT STRING AND TIE IT TO YOUR TONGUE AND DIP IN IN GASOLINE AND TIE IT TO A KITTEN AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

 

[daannnnieel]

I thought it was actually pretty funny.