Modern Art Really Sucks

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Gdawg3

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Yeah, I just went to the Denver museum of modern art, and it's all terrible crap. There was one called 'Christmas Tree in Bathtub', and that's what it was. Whatever happenned to truly great art? We hit the impressionist period, and then kablooey, art's been stagnant since then, with people making crap, and then when you criticize it, the artist responds with philosophical bullshit about 'what really is art? can we define art?' Has anybody else noticed the fact that contemporary art sucks balls?

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dude we say blehhh here is SD as well....and it is damn fun to say....and i agree....art sucks my balls unless it is a good ski or snowboard movie and pic...then it kicks ass

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how the fuck can you not like a christmas tree in a bathtub...modern art kicks ass

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God has answered my every wish with that painting.

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No, it wasn't a painting, it was an actual christmas tree in a bathtub. They were too lazy and untalented to even paint it.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
the only good art ive seen these days is in digital form.

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My cousin is an artist and she does REAL art. She painted a 20 foot long panoramic view of some park (not a terrain park) that was all done in shapes but from a distance looks like a photo. It's so sweet. She does really really good sketches and other paintings too.

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I think modern art is funny cause it is usually so random.. like the christmas tree thing.. at least it is good for a laugh.

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at the Tate Modern Museaum in London,England there was a toilet upsode down spray painted royal blue. that was truly art....

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my favorite is the white paper with the single red dot in the middle. if that isnt brilliance, i dont know what is

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i was at the Tate Modern in England last year, and one piece of art was a repeating video clip of a naked man jumping up and down. No joke.

Another was a stack of books on a carpet..??

A chair screwed to the cieling...

i dont get it :(

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^^haha yea i saw all of those. the naked man one was especially fucked up

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i was reading about an exhibition that's supposed to be coming to ottawa that literally is a bunch of poo on display. real poo.

 
and then there was the exhibition with the cow entrails hanging from a tree, and like 5 cups filled with splooge from some spanish dude. how artistic.

Joel
 
I hate modern art. It's so pathetic. Like learn how to paint! Or draw or sculpt something that everyone can see it for what it is! None of this bullshit that only certain people get recognized for but everyone can do!

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you fucking morons. all those modern artists are already really famous and well acclaimed artists who have lots of skill and wanted a change in their career. Personally, i love modern art. I went to the Tate modern in londen...it was soo awesome. i think modern art is more interesting than lots of othe rkinds.

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I went to this art place somewhere in like upstate New York and one of the things was like 6 balls each bigger then the other, which was wierd to start off with. Then if you read the sign its says there made of deer shit or some other crap. How can some guy make money off rolling up shit?

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steveX u should get a sick pic of u skiing and give it to her to paint ive always wanted to see like an awesome painting of skiing

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the best art is paintings of scenery...

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i like paintings of mountains and forests

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i like PAINTINGS. not that fucking gay-ass modern shit. fuck modern art

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'fuck modern art'.. i don't get why everybody is so against it? how does everybody feel about abstract art? cubism? dadaism? just because a piece of art may seem completely illogical and non-sensical, it automatically loses its artistic value? is this the conclusion that i should come to after reading the above posts?

 
a couple of years ago in middle school we went to a art museum and there was a shovle..... with the guys signiture written on it.... i don't see how that is art i mean come on a shovle.

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well if you think about hardly any art was fully appriciated during its time. Who knoes modern art could be huge in 10 years.



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