MLIA

PSiekierski

PSiekierski

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MLIA: My Life is Average.
I found this sight and its making fun of that whole fml thing but instead theres just really random and funny stuff. Examples:
Today I entered the grocery store, only stepping on the grey tiles. I turned down the cereal aisle and a small child told his mother, "Look mom, He doesn't step on the hot lava either." I high-fived the kid as I walked by. Sadly, I accidentally stepped in the lava. Not wanting to upset the child, I pretended to melt. MLIA
The other day I realized I could change my cursor to a blue dinosaur that walks. Today I realized that moving it backwards makes it moonwalk. I've been entertaining myself for the past half hour by making it moonwalk to Michael Jackson. MLIA
I was talking to my friend on FB and she hadn't replied in awhile. I messaged her again and she said "Sorry, we got a new carpet in our basment and I've been rolling on it."
I completly understand. MLIA
Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.http://mylifeisaverage.com/
 
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yes i found that other thread, but it has almost no views and no one has really commented on it. so i made this one.
 
ahahahahaah the site may be old, but you managed to pick some pretty good MLIA quotes.
 
That's why i like him, hes the guy that says what everyone else is thinking and isn't worried about what other people on the site think of him
 
no, its not that he says what everyone else is thinking. its that he says shit that no one really cares about and i just lost my train of thought gahhhhh
 
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