mixing girls with beer.

madontarian

madontarian

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I was watching that 70's show the other night and it was the episode where they throw a singles party, one of the guys got drunk and wanted to get on this tall ugly chick, anyways, the father stops the guy and tells him not to mix girls with alcohol. If you think about that, it's pretty damn good advice, first of all she could be real ugly and you wouldn't even care, second of all, you probably wouldn't ever hear the end of it from your friends. good advice from a good show.

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very good advice indeed!! also don't mix guyz and booze either im telling ya from experience!!

'it's a whibble'-Paul Flannery says as he wiggles the pipe!!
 
also when you mix in girl with beer, it makes the beer way to foamy, and it tastes femie, kind of what i bet zima tastes like.

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
girts are just evil,

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
'girls are evil'?!?!?! Are you guys fags? That is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. Why would you go to a party with ugly girls anyways? Are you losers? A little Advise: Go to a party with hot girls, get drunk, and hook up with them. That what you DO!

 
Advice for you bumbface, eat my nuts you stupid shit, yeah, yeah that's right,

fuckin' chode eater.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
umm troll does that mean u get wasted and messed around with a guy? and better advice is find a hot girl buy her as more drinks then she can handle then u can take advantig of her

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You can't mix beer and girls, because girls don't desolve.

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'Can you move your fazooli? I don't have reverse.' - M. Harvey
 
that is very true Jay, did you discover that by trying it or what? haha, good times if you did.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
yes neil i do mess around with guyz i am a chick

well i do mess with chicks sometimes also but ya!

'it's a whibble'-Paul Flannery says as he wiggles the pipe!!
 
another good quote froma fox show,'a beer is like a woman, something something, you step over your own mother to get to one' - homer. Ugly girls are like motorscooters, there only fun to ride untill your friends find out.

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
this troll chick sounds like a slut....an ugly trollish looking slut to be exact.. ha jk

luv,

Sonya

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just because i don't care, doesn't mean i don't understand!
 
Thats why a one night stand was invented! If your so wasted the guy is good looking to you and you never see them again then who cares. You still got ass and it was good at the time!

 
that snowflake girly definatly has the right idea, if shes still a cutie the next morning, you made out like a bandit. if she's looks more then a little differnt the next night, say thanks for everything, step on the videotape, and get teh fuck out

Don't worry 'bout a thing because your path is true, just ease your mind have a bananna or two

Shibby!
 
yeah i had beer goggles once...here is the pic of the girl i was with.

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