Mixing Drinks

CrazedSkier1080

CrazedSkier1080

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ok me, i have no clue about mixing shit. i usually just get hooked up with a 40oz split it with friends and pour it into a bottle of coke. tonight however is different. my parents are gone for three days and they were dumb enough to leave the walk in closet with all the booze unlocked. so with your help i need to know what the fuck to make, i have a ton of assorted whiskeys, some tequila, a little bit of rum and scotch thanks a ton

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
if u want to go terribly cheap, everone knows how to make screwdrivers (OJ+Vodka)

Jus look on the net, so much valuble info

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Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

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what kind of whiskey? wild turkey or JD then drink it on the rocks. stay away from the tequila. ickkk. mix the rum with coke...sooo good no matter what rum.

 
yeah last night we had captain morgans with coke and it was amazing it tasted just like vanilla coke

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
oh god i had way too much alcohol last night. Here's my advice (I didn't go by it last night, now i'm fucking hung over): 'Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you'll never get sicker.'

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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drinksmixer.com bud. it's all there for ya

my personnal fav is sex on the beach. holy mother it's awesome: vodka, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice, and lots of peach schnapps

of course it's not as good as actual sex on the beach but it's still yummy

premium quality!!

~marian
 
just put it in a blender with ice and some other shit and have yourself a cool alchoholic smoothie

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get rocky road ice cream and some Peppermint Schnapps, makes awesome milk shakes.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

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Jack and coke...ooooohhhhh sooooooooooo goooooooooodddddddd

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mint icecream, whisky of vodka i dont know which and prolly something else, blended. theyre called grasshoppers, its like an alchohilic milkshake.

 
if your bored go buy a bartender book

for breakfast make screwdrivers

for lunch make whatever you feel like

for dinner maybe a bloody mary or something with a zing

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-j
 
lemonade, cranberry juice and vodka, at a ration of 5:3:3

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
yo, I = bartender so listen up

Tequila = fucking great, you can make a Tequila sunrise = 2XTequila, top with OJ then dash of Raspberry cordial

Vodka Sundowner = 2XVodka + same as above.

You can mix Vodka and Whiskey with any kind of softdrink and stuff.

Yeah I can't be bothered writing anymore, go read some recipies on the internet or something.

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hmm.. 20 shots is a lot... wicked cool.

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DRINK THE WHISKEY STREIGHT YOU BITCH

i drank a 40 of JD by MYSELF last nigth

i paid for it this morning

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

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Yeah Vanilla Coke with any rum, whiskey etc is good, seem to be able to drink more of it quicker than just ordinary coke.

 
Dr. Jack...take a 2 litre bottle of dr. pepper, empty so th e soda goes to the top of the lable, refil with jack daniels...drink, enjoy, fall down

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www.mixeddrinks.com

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
you should mix the rum with coke and then light in on fire and drink the left over residue/coke stuff when its done... that would be cool

-Ryan
 
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rsd, if you do that you burn away all the alcohol, what do you think is actually burning. its a waste of alcohol

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Sex on the beach is good... Rum and cokes easy for everyday... Screwdrivers just as simple... I mix Bacardi Rum and Sobe Pina Coloda drink together in the blender with some ice... Peach Shnapps and lemonade... Long Islands are good too...

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mmm...long islands are soooooooo good when made right

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flaming moe, coagh surup(sp), beer and 151, then light on fire for a couple seconds and blow out. its wierd.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
and yes i know its form the simpsons but apparently it works.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
just remember: clears with clears , beer before liquor , never sicker

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
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