Mitt Romney...

my parents probably like romney and i hear good things about him. but for some reason whenever i see him on tv he's getting owned in an argument or something. i hear him forgetting about stuff he previously said and not being very solid on his decisions. but hey, im not one to pay attention real close to politics. that may change though since i can vote next election.
 
mormons are creepy as fuck. i have a mormon friend and his parents dont let him date, or sleep at other peoples houses, drink caffeine and a bunch of other wierd shit. he cant do anything on sundays, ever. no exceptions. also he has to go to semenary at 5:30 every day of the week.
 
did you know that at mormon weddings anyone who is not mormon is not allowed to come. mitt romneys wife didnt grow up mormon and subsiquently her entire family was banned from attending the wedding.
 
Romney once took his family on a driving vacation, but there was no room for the dog in the car. He decided to strap the cage onto the top of the SUV and drove for hours on the highway with it up there. It's alright though, because he stopped halfway at a gas station and hosed out the cage which was dirty as fuck from the dog shitting itself in terror. Sounds like exactly who I want leading my country.
 
oh my god YES you phrased that fucking perfectly. romney has no chance, god forbid it came down to this but any of the top three dems would absolutley skullfuck romney in a debate. he is a complete moron
 
massachusetts has gone to shit since he's taken over as governor everything used to be kept clean and well kept now they can't even afford to mow the grass on the side of the highway or pick up the trash
 
True story....but recently they have been doing a lot of work in the 93/Route 3 Area as far as mowing and trashpicking are concerned.
 
i fully support mitt romney. he looks like the leader in the gop polls, and he will definitely lose to any democrat. without the support of the cray organized christians the gop is fucked.
 
just to add on also a bunch of public schools have closed in mass since he took over and many of the towns and cities barely have enough $$ to plow the streets after a snow storm, and if i recall correctly a few towns had to let school out earlier in the year after only 165 days of school cause they didn't have the budget to keep the schools open and mass law states a minimum of 180 days so no i won't be voting for that asshole

 
K you cant date till your 16 because dating before your 16 leads to premarital sex...you can sleep at other peoples house maybe his parents just dont trust you..you can drink caffeine just not coffee or tea...and who doesnt need a day of rest on sundays
 
Shitting it slef in terror... i like the sound of that.

yeah,, MITT.... cool guy i guess does not seem very sure footed
 
What point are you trying to make? I don't get it.

Also I don't drink any caffeine but coffee, I love coffee and cannot go without it in the morning, mornings suck but a morning without coffee is sooo shitty, it makes that morning cig feel so good, it's an excuse to sit for 10 minutes before embarking to class/work, and it tastes unbelieveable.
 
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