Mitch Hedberg

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He is by far the funniest comedian i have ever seen. I was crying ii was laughing so hard for 15 minuits straight during his standup routine. "you know what i like to do i like throwing toothpicks into the woods, YOUR HOME"

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
yah, he was quite the funny man. Its too bad he died. He was my favorite comedian.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
i've never herd of him what shows was he from?

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
my sig is a quote from him

Yea. I said it.

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Steve Stepp

"My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which one's the real hero?"
 
the best was just the way he acted on stage, and the way he talked, alot of his jokes would've been horrible had anyone else told them, but he just made them hilarious.

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I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake.-Mitch Hedburg

----If you had 3 days to live, What would you do?

Lord Piot- Drive to atlanta, kill Atlantaski, sleep for two days with a big smile.

www.Freeheellife.com
 
hilarious man. terrible shame he died. check the sig.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
ive seen mitch live a few times, he was a fantastic lad. shame about the overdose, but no surprise if you know anything about his past.

" Lame is the way to go"
 
easily the funniest comic of all time. shame he died so young, and not more of his stuff got recorded.

Wayne Toups kicks balls

~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!

~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.

~cal

 
Vending machines make snacks taste better. Sometimes when I buy snacks at a convenience store, I drop them just so they reach their full flavor potential.

Wayne Toups kicks balls

~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!

~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.

~cal

 
im against picketing i just dont know how to show it

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
i saw him live and he had papers with his jokes on them and he put them on the stool. half way throught the show they fell off and he points at it and goes "ohhh theres funny shit all over the floor" hahahaha it was great

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
for fuck sake he didn't die from an overdose. and yes funnest comic of all time.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
actually he did die of an overdose, if i could find were theres proof of it i would show you, but they did find 2 grams of coke and im not sure how much herioin in his room.......its not the first time he had been busted with drugs.....

Brian
 
well obviously not, he even said he did drugs, but thats not what killed him.

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
I thought his mom said he had like a heart condition where it was really fragile and since he did drugs sometimes, that really didnt help it.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
"i used to do drugs. i still do them im just saying i used to do them too"

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
the person who started this thread is a gay ass mother fucking fag. he sucked a pigs dick i heard.

whos got anything against the wankstas
 
what? i was asking you to explain youself. you just randomly imputed how gay and how much you hate the person who made this thread. why do you hate them?

back to the original
 
thats matt irvin. hes short and a wigger.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
haha wiggers make my day! skiing + african american urban street culture POSERS= laughs for days!

back to the original
 
"this is going to blow my cover...but fuck it......

...i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."

no ones as good as me, they just got better marketing schemes
 
mitch was awesome. mitch all together was amazing. bb gun shot to the face, glow in the dark easy cheese, drugs...

back to the original
 
a banna and a stop light are just the opposite.

green means hold on

yellow means go ahead

and red means,.... where th fuck ya get that bannana at?

that is probly tha funniest joke ever. hahaha

ps this is what part of the alphabet would look like if r and q were eliminated

 
"if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it...build a house..........I was lost, now i live here"

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WERE LIKE CRYSTAL, WE BREAK EASY

BOMB IRAQ
 
" if carrots got you drunk.......rabbits would be fucked up!"

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If carrots got you drunk.....rabbits would be fucked up!

Fucking Hot Dog!

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
"smoky is a LOT more intense in person!"

Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!

"Oh my god, it happened AGAIN, I got better looking!!!" - Boyd Easley

"If I was a girl I'd be SUCH a slut!" - Chris O'Connell

"Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features, doesn't mean we can't not die in a freak gasoline fight incident" - Zoolander

 
I thought Tim said that.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

-Dan
 
any one have videos? i wanna see him i havnt seen anything in forever

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
never wave to a stranger, for they may not have a hand, and the will think you are cocky. "hey look what i got muther fucker, now i will go pick something up"

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
"alcholism is the only disease that you can be yelled at for. Damn it Otto your and alcholic, Damn it Otto you have lupus

You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
 
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