ArabianKnight
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Mithch hedberg 1968-March 30, 2005. Rest in Peace Mitch.
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Mitch Hedberg RIP
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ArabianKnight
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ArabianKnight
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^ yes
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clrumivier4life
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He was one of my favorites. Post some favorite lines?
"How do you show anger when you're in a fight in a tent? Slam the flap?"
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
"How do you show anger when you're in a fight in a tent? Slam the flap?"
SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
ArabianKnight
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later"
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MattMcGinnis
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"I can't even imagine a situation where I would need to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend,'don't even act like you bought that donut.'
"Damnit Otto, youre an alcoholic. Damnit Otto, you have Lupis. One of these doesnt sound right."
RIP man
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"Damnit Otto, youre an alcoholic. Damnit Otto, you have Lupis. One of these doesnt sound right."
RIP man
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skiman523
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im against picketing i just dont know how to show it
after explain how swiss cheese is a rip off... "dude do you have cheese on the sandwich, every now and then"
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
after explain how swiss cheese is a rip off... "dude do you have cheese on the sandwich, every now and then"
So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.
Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
g-punit*steezer
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I would love to see a fork lift pick up a crate of forks. Itd be so damn literal
yeaaahhhhh boiiiiiiiiiii flava flave has a scarlet clock necklace
~Sick Al
yeaaahhhhh boiiiiiiiiiii flava flave has a scarlet clock necklace
~Sick Al
EastCoastPride
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"i used to do drugs... still do, but i used to, too."
that's actually probably why he died.
"i had a parrot once, it was a talking parrot. but it didn't say 'i'm hungry', so it died."
-teddy
WWTJSD?
that's actually probably why he died.
"i had a parrot once, it was a talking parrot. but it didn't say 'i'm hungry', so it died."
-teddy
WWTJSD?
MattMcGinnis
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^drug induced though (possibly). not that many people have a heart attack when they are in their 30's....
Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.
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Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.
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katesd
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The whole sesame seed sketch:
how do sesame seeds stick to a bun? thats fuckin' magical! there's got to be some sesame seed glue out there. either that or they're adhesive on one side. take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular!
What does a sesame seed grow into? Idunno, we never give em the chance. What the fuck is a sesaME?! It's a street. It's a way, to open shit....
Hahah, Oh Mitch. I would have married you.
-katie
how do sesame seeds stick to a bun? thats fuckin' magical! there's got to be some sesame seed glue out there. either that or they're adhesive on one side. take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular!
What does a sesame seed grow into? Idunno, we never give em the chance. What the fuck is a sesaME?! It's a street. It's a way, to open shit....
Hahah, Oh Mitch. I would have married you.
-katie
ArabianKnight
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I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all, I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
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ArabianKnight
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^ thats mitch
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ArabianKnight
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^ well not really but if thats what you want than okay!
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RIP Mitch Hedberg.
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RIP Mitch Hedberg.
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SmoKinSkier
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I love the Acid bit!! "Smokey is way more intense in person!!"
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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!
'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!
'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
RaginCajun
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"when a frogs's comin along, you dont have to tie your fuckin sandwiches to a branch. a frog would rather have a fly. cause a fly zig zags. and my sandwiches do not."
"when you want some honey, you dont have to squeeze a plastic frog"
if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up
" I would like to go fishing, and catch a fishstick. that would be convienent."
"I like to smoke a pipe because it's the punchline indicator. Whenever i take a hit of the pipe, you fuckers should be laughing."
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
"I like to smoke a pipe because it's the punchline indicator. Whenever i take a hit of the pipe, you fuckers should be laughing."
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
powderdream
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that guy was the shit
jarossamdb7
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ya, its old, but this sucks. jsut downloaded 2 of his cds
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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.
-guttermouth
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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.
-guttermouth
