Missed Connection - Jackson Hole Ski Patrol - 03/23/15

Phil-X-

Phil-X-

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Yesterday (while trying to progress) I concussed my self after sending a huuuge backflip in the mini-park. I skied to the mountain clinic to get checked out and although my memory is a bit loopy, I do remember the patroller, Megan, my snow angel who gave me clarity through this dark point of my spring break.

Anyways, Megan, I don't know if you shared the same feeling as I did when I asked you if you were Polish (and you said "....ugh...yea...but I don't speak it..."), but if you're not too busy saving lives, I'd love to take you up the Tram for waffles.
 
the mini park doesn't even have a jump bigger than 5 feet- bold choice going for a backflip. I tried to future spin a 7 as a joke on one of them when I was there a couple of weeks ago and it didn't go well at all.
 
13378532:kshaughn said:
the mini park doesn't even have a jump bigger than 5 feet- bold choice going for a backflip. I tried to future spin a 7 as a joke on one of them when I was there a couple of weeks ago and it didn't go well at all.
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we out here tryna progress brotha jah feel?
 
I recommend you go back, and when she's in earshot dramatically fall to the ground and stop breathing. She'll have no choice but to perform mouth to mouth.
 
13378956:B.Gillis said:
Hate to break it to you bro but she's a babe in a ski town I'm gonna go 90/10 she has a BF
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More like she's fucked 90 dudes and has 10 BFs
 
Go search for her on the mountain and see if she will give you your turn. Just don't expect your turn to last for too long, you are in a ski town after all.
 
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