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Dallan!

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i watched a program about it dAAAAAAMNNNN it looked wicked sick.. bunch of nice ladys running around naked, and perverted geeks takeing pics of them haha looked fun fosho

Dallan!

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Ridiculous
 
I thought that was the Mrs. Milf USA pagent?

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
why have i never heard of miss nude usa until now!?

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
yeah take some pics when shes in the shower

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
i odnt belive it is the eric. Cause he says he lives in washington. And i think the eric lives in oregon

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
i see my mom naked every day, she struts around flashing her big bald beaver to everyone including little children and old men and women

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
ya of course i got some xxx amateur home videos of her in action with a cucumber but those are for my viewing and personal use

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
checking out ur own mom lateralis... that would explain some things. ohhhh

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
^emo is for pussies. go cry in a dark room.

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

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hey, come on. if your mom wasnt dead, you would look at her naked

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
I bet you someone is looking at the post about dead naked mothers and is thinking about it real hard and would actually say yes, but for fear of being flamed will not comment.

Necrophelia is not cool.

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
so twisted.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
Lat, there is the line that people just shouldn't cross and I think you and Freud may have just inched over that line.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
thats great i want to be miss nude america.

Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
 
Laterlis I'm assuming your mom doesn't click on to NS that often Huh?? I'm sure she would be flattered that you think so highly of her. I wish my mom was a hottie.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***

 
why wish about ur mom when u could try asking out a hottie!?!

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 2) Ontario.
 
eric pollard lives in hood river oregon. or so my friend says...its a girl and shes mormon so i believe her kinda. she said he came up and introduced himself to her or something like that and she didnt even know he was a pro. then talked to me about it and i was like whoa. that guy is crazy good skier.

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

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it is a scientific fact that most teenage boys dream of sex with their mothers, because growing up, it is thought that your mother is the definition of beauty in your eyes

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
tell me about it. I dont like how the miss USA pageant is about looks as well as brains. we just wanna see the perfect body, not how smart they are. if I wanted to see a smart chick on TV for a contest I would have the miss intelligent USA. miss USA is for the hottest chicks, dumb smart insane, it dont matter we just want something to look at! its really simple.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 2) Ontario.
 
mmm..nude

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
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