Misquoting Famous People

[ORDEAL]

All of them were 18+ I swear - Micheal Jackson

 

[CousinEddie]

Billie Mayes is dead? Wow, that's just too bad. -Vince form Sham-Wow

 

[oreopancake.]

"thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis."

-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

 

[PartyHon]

hahahahaha threads

 

[Nathn]

I'm as high as a Georgia Pine - John McCain

 

[wesley.]

"honey say she love the way the top drop back, neva seena chick wit a body like dat"-jfk

 

[Nathn]

She gettin' crunk in the club I mean she work. You know I like to see females twerk. Takin' her clothes of, buck ass nakey, ATL ho no disrespect - MLK Jr.

 

[wesley.]

"the fucking catalina wine mixer"- Turok the Dinosaur Hunter

 

[Snowgoner]

"Fuck you mom." -Earl Sweatshirt from OFWGKTA

 

[Caspian]

You just made my day sir
So in a sad attempt to make up for this, I'll try to come up with one
"Word on the streets, everybody always tryin to run up on me, hollerin about word on the street is dis n***** said dis, man I don't give a FUCK about what that n***** said man!" -Barack Obama
(Hoping no ban, I censored it myself)

 

[GILLSKI]

best thread in a while

 

[wesley.]

"GUCCI"-Anne Frank

"BURRRR"-Hellen Keller

"Ride foreign, rims burnt orange

Ridin down town white folks just starin

Not carin, I'm just tokin

Car standin still but the wheels still goin.

I'm flexin, 08 lexis

So much ice you would think I'm Wayne Gretsky"-Ghandi

 

[*Johnny]

my threads, gold quotes here !

 

[Troy.]

‎"If you have no regrets in life you need to do more machete-based activities" - Abe Lincoln.

 

[=^]]

thats not a misquote

 

[inactive]

maybe i was being a little stubborn and lazy. i mean, i can, that's our thing.
-rosa parks

 

[baethoven]

"Listen, darling, I got a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears." - George Bush Sr

 

[ORDEAL]

Guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do

-mark zuckerburg

 

[ALaw]

"Two in the pink, one in the stink."

-Helen Keller

 

[Brian_Peppers]

Golf isn't the only time I put balls in different holes multiple times a day -tiger woods