Misquoting Famous People

"The problem with the Internet is you never know when people are just making up false facts." -- Thomas Jefferson
 
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i always wrote such stuff to "promote" my vids/edits on fb or so. saying stuff like, idk

"funny but not laughable, emotional but not cheesy, probably the best movie i have ever seen" - dalai lama

"what can i say, picture perfect" - pope benedict XVI

"feihlination is the new shit in the editing scene. the epitome of a rising star. brighter than shia lebeouf (sp?) and lady gaga together, he is setting a new standard for motion arts, catapulting himself in the spheres of john henry moutford, frederic gasteaux and david w gibson." - john f kennedy

(the last three names, if you dont know them, shame on you, seriously, how are you even human?)

jk, i made them up on the spot, with one exception. e cred for the one who knows without google whats the 'trick' behind "david w gibson". and may god destroy your soul and your dog if you google it and say you didnt.
 
“I really see no problem with it. At least half of the people involved

are enjoying it. Why spoil their fun? --Zach Braff on rape.

"I thought the dollar menu solved that?" - Zach Braff on world hunger

 
It's only after you[/i]'ve lost everything, that you[/i]'re free to do anything[/i].tiger woods
"some men just want to watch the world burn" Smokey the Bear
"That what does not kill you makes you stronger" Stevie Wonder

 
Awesome, I'm gonna use that.

Sometimes the stars look like God was drinking milk and the angel Gabriel said something funny. No, I’m not high.
—
Galileo Galilei

And the best part, totally cropdusted the place on my way out.
— John Wilkes Booth
 
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE! I said I hate JUICE not JEWS! Well, fuck we've gone too far already, lets just invade Poland"- Adolf Hitler
 
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" - Amelia Earheart, july 1937
 
"Don't ask what your country can do for you, but rather ask what you can do to screw your country." George W. Bush

"If at first you don't succeed, you suck at suicide"-Adolf Hitler

 
"You guys I got it! Let's make the suicide hotline redirect to the air force recruiting office!" -Korechika Anami, Japanese Minister of War, 1945
 
"boats and hoes, boats and hoes, gotta have me my boats and hoes"- Jack from Titanic
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, singin ayyyyooooo, im Galileoooooo"- Galileo
"momma drank a lot when she was pregnant with me"- Forest Gump
"man fuck these niggas, ima spare everything but these niggas"- John Wilkes Booth
"thats when she li-li-li-licked me like a lollipop"- Bill Clinton
 
"So anyway as it turns out, there is such thing as a 3 dollar coin in Indonesia, and I never would have guessed that a tennis ball would fit. But a bets a bet... took me 3 weeks to walk properly again." Queen Elizabeth.
 
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do. - Rebecca Black
 
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