Minneapolis Rail Jam

noodle

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Hey guys I just got word from sammy at pinewskis that there will be a rail jam in minneapolis on the 14th of october. No specifics yet, it might be invite only but thats what i got so far.

October 14th--- Urban ski/snowboard Comp @ Sallys Saloon and Eatery in downtown Minneapolis, MN.
 
now I'm giving back everything they gave me, not a damn thing

it'll take me more than a good DJ to save me, and I'm not dancing

I can't seem to make up my bed, much less my mind

so I'm a take another puff to my head, and press rewind

I wish this car had cruise control, so I could rest my legs

I've got this itch to prove my soul, and test my fate

doing hunny(hundred) in a sixty five, got stopped by a copper

caught, spotted, and radared by a chopper

Wisconsin-style, over the limit by forty miles

why'd she smile?, cuz I ain't been around here for a long while

grabbed my paper, gave her thanks?, have a nice day

yo, word of advice, trade the doughnuts in and gets some rice cakes

back to my travels, running from my shadows

some hitchhikers and bikers honkin the horn harrasin the cattle

bareback sticking to the seat, sweat drippin from the heat

diggin through of a cooler of brew, I'm looking for something to eat

yo, there's a Hardee's at the next stop

don't wanna, but I need ta'

cuz I'm craving something to chase the taste of this tequila

(uhh, yeah, you guys got value meals? can you put some barbecue

sauce... I wanna honey bun. change that shit. I want chicken pebbles.

no, onion bun, onion bun. onion rings. extra pork. word up. can you

supersize that? yo girl, you got kind of a pretty voice. yo girl, what

time yu get off work?)

94 north towards Chicago, on my way to the rail jam

I won't ever let em catch me, and I won't ever make em happy

watch your wives and your daughters when I'm passin through thehometown, castin lines into the water, catchin goldfish out your bowl

and I'm as cool as the cat that came to school just for lunch

I'm the rebel pissin in the public pool, just for fun

I speed in the sun, everyone in speakin in tounges

find the talk radio station, yo, turn it up so it bumps

don't cry, girl, I'm out and I'm a make my way east

cuz everyone in my world is takin my peace

I need release, and I don't think I'm a find it in between your legs

yo, I'm just jokin, only going to the corner to get some eggs

so when she starts makin the coffee I toss my bags in the back seat

and I can remember it all like it must have happened last week

sometimes I stop to think, for all the money I've spent

how I'd rather live in a tent than bust my ass and pay the rent

but I'm eager to pay my dues, and I'd be glad to pay the tollbooth

and I've agreed to sing the blues ever since the day I broke loose

just like a blindfolded child walking through the toy store

voice?, not even aware that the world is my oyster

 
ya i totally made it un legit when i was trying to chnage the lyrics too. i kept chicago didnt write minnesota.

aka i suck.

im gonna go cut myself and listen to all senses fail (isnt that an emo band)
 
even though our second annual short shorts shenannigan (Part duex) is on friday night... crap, might have to roll out while still drunk...
 
i was just kidding steve you arent a homo

anyways there should def be an after party for this shizzle
 
hey, that sounds cool, is it during the day? I think it would be groovy to go and slide on rail thingies and twirl on them. yay
 
yeah i kinda am retarded, i checked again last night and i figured out that im more retarded than i thought, sorry
 
so maybe i just didn't read this well enought, but does anyone have a time that this is going down at because i go to school at the u and live like a block from sally's so i'll be there for sure
 
even if it is invite everyone should be able to watch and have fun, i would rather watch others ride than to just sit at home thinking about it
 
im thinking that doug will probably invite the people that got an invite to the pine jam but i don't know. it would be nice since the pine jam was kind of a bummer for us skiers.
 
sorry but i am going to be taking bong rips about 3 seconds after i set my left foot inside the door
 
like 4-5 mqt kids really want to hit this up, hopefully we can get an invite... arent UM girls all sluts?
 
haha dude i go to the U and no not ALL of em are sluts,

but think about it....60,000 students, you are one block from 4 huge mostly freshman dorms, saturday night, and sally's is basically right on the way to everywhere from those dorms, so let me tell you from experience all the ones that are all 'dressed up and out on the town' will be walkin by, so if its what you want, there will be plenty, haha
 
hell if steve is going to be there i just wont wear any so i dont have to waste time taking them off.
 
so does anyone else think that's lame there is a $5 cover charge just to watch? or does that just apply to people who are wanting to drink at sallys?
 
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