Mind of mencia

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i HATE carlos mencia, his stupid voice, and whenever he says words liek DING YOUR RETARDEDDDDD, i wana slap him in the face and say BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!, anyone else share yor thoughts please

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
i actually think its kind of funny, not super funny, but kind of

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
 
i just find him annoying not funny at all.

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CCP

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If you have made mistakes, even serious mistakes, you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.

-Mary Pickford
 
^^you must be middle eastern or mexican or something then if you were offended by him

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
its pretty funny.some times he yells too much and it just kind of sounds gay.but he cannbe pretty funny

I hate Tommy

"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
 
^ Yeah it was funny the first episode and maybe the second but he does it EVERY FUCKING TIME! Seriously that fat punk chass needs to get new material. And yes his voice does make my teeth cringe and cause my cat to commite suicide by drinking bleach that was left out.

 
i like it and im 1/4 beaner

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
 
Hes inbetween retarded and hilarious, and I love the fact that he shits on political correctness.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"
 
he cracks the dumbest most unoriginal jokes ever. Soooo obvious. "This is the actual fence my parents jumped over to get to this country" We were telling mexican border jokes in third grade asshole. Carlos Mencia is so obnoctious and stupid, he gives me a migrain every time he opens his mouth. I've got to go take some asperin.

"Who's playing tonight?"

"The Shitty Beatles"

"Are they any good?"

"No they suck. Good Name though."

"All that rap music is is clicks and whistles" -Meatwad
 
THE EXPLOITATION OF ANTHONY BACON,

by: pizza

As many of you well know, anthony bacon has committed many war crimes, not against humanity but against the world of skiing. The east coast plays a large role in not only the ski industry but also in the up-and-coming of many skiers, some are pros now, some are well on their way to becoming pro. kids from crews such as the bogart crew and the waterville team have been overly exploited by bacon.

Bacon has intertwined himself within the heart and soul of skiing as a major repersentative for anon goggles and as a shitty ass film maker that recieves street creds that is not deserved. Because of his chubby grasp on the ski industry, he is able to get away with his evil doings. To start things off i will discuss why his excuss for cinematograhy should not be in existance today:

His movies are taken of skiers that are unaware of his presence at are put in the movie without consent or credit.

His movies are poorly shot because of incognito essense of his shots ruining the reps of many respectable skiers.

The professionals in his movie are only related through his bullshit job with anon. In fact most of the riders like Bibby and Schiller werent even aware they were in the movie untill they saw the trailor online.



He gives no credit to half of the athletes in his movie. There are shots in this years film, of people who have been given no recognition, and are just thrown into other peoples seggies.

He is a man that makes promises left and right that he has no intention whatsoever of carrying out. He hasnt ever given out any of the awards that he has in his "contests" and he is constantly screwing over all the athletes that he films with.

Pretty much in conclusion of the H3NIGGER side of things he is the most unprofessional and dishonest person in the industry.

Shall we discuss his involvement with anon?

yes by golly i think we shall...

The breakfast ham runs his affairs with anon even worse than the way he runs his company H3O. He has a funny idea of sponsorship which apparently means that by giving a kid one pair of free goggles (no contract etc.) that he has full ownership of that skier, and that when they do well he can claim them as a rider.

CanadianBacon is constantly lying to all of his athletes! from what i hear, nobody except for Banks Gilberti ever recieves any of their promised and deserved product. Is this a coincidence that he is the owners son?



In conclusion anthony buttface lies to everybody that he works with, produces poor films of athletes that are unaware they are even being filmed, and has gained himself the worst possible reputation ever in the ski community.

Tony Bacony i hope you get what you deserve!

 
mind of mencia is fucking terrible. It should be moved to Mtv where it belongs with its fellow terrible shows.

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
he always goes DING DING DING DING!

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt

stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis

 
not a fan, it seems to be a Comedy Central attempt at replacing chappelle, and he is kind of just TOO off the wall in his little stand up parts...and I haven't seen to many episodes but it seems I have seen only 1 funny skit.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
who?

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

but dumont is french, so he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain trying to beat us, we could ust show him freerider klo - newschool_jibber_69
 
yeah i don't really think hes that funny. some of his jokes are funny some are really ignorant though

"collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable"

-ATLANTASKI

"r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip"

-bristolrider
 
one thing that makes him funny^

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth

 
come back dave chappelle

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
GAY

all he does is steal chappelles racial jokes about balck and white people and replaces them with spics.

i hate him

dee dee deee awards were the worst thing i have ever seen.

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

"It deffinatly is like another Nantucket, so please stop, I don't want my heart broken again." -Ride_Like_Fire

 
Mexican jokes are so overdone. Noone thinks they're funny anymore, they are just immature and insensitive. They generalize all MExicans as being poor, dirty, immingrants who will work for anything, which is not true. Carlos Mencia SUCKS!

"Stop being such pussies, we should fucking burn San Fran to the ground, instead of that stupid Laurie Beijen having to worry about snow in the streets she'll have to worry about them flowing with blood.

C'mon kids, this is what they invented molotov cocktails for, this is why there's an amendment giving every american the right to bear arms

ITS TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED VIGILANTE JUSTICE!!!!!" - NoTeefa
 
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